@wordsies-- I felt a part of your commonality until you used an infinitive instead of a gerund, and I realized you were just another ESL hustler who hasn't mastered the language trying to hitch a ride on the coattails of real professionals. Why don't you get out of here? Go find somewhere no one cares if you awkwardly mess up your prepositions and gerunds. Sell crappy Eastern European hip-hop CDs on a street corner-- you will actually look less foolish than you do now. Leave academic writing in English alone. There are plenty of people who actually grew up immersed enough in the language to be able to competently avoid its most flagrant usage errors. They've got this. Good luck.

Another ESL writer is on the trail of this elusive niche market of ESL customers who can't write crap ESL copy themselves. It's never been much of a market, honestly, but if you yourself can't hack it in this admittedly-tough language, it's a great pie in the sky with which to fool yourself. Sure, you get some customers who say "make it sound ESL," but what they mean is, "make it sound like the ESL of someone who's been living in the US/UK for 12 years, and is going to pass." They don't want some squib from Central Europe who's never been to an English-speaking country before "entering into an arrangement" with them to produce awkward-sounding babble. Do you hear me, Kevin Harris? They can do that themselves for free. Now, isn't it about time for you to find some other hustle?

Monetizing the bottom of the barrel, great. It's finally come to this. I'm sure the "Featured" feature for writers reflects some sort of actual editorial vetting of the writer's skill, rather than just an exchange of $. Oh, wait. Never mind; this site has no integrity, and takes $ from anyone who's willing to pay. How low will it go?

I was under the impression that the articles, "a," "an," and "the," were part of "the ropes" when one is writing term-papers in English.

Want to join the circus? Go to clown school.

*assignments
*dissertations
*presentations
*plagiarism-free
*to your work

Pretender-- how dare you present yourself as a writer in the English language?

Okay, counselor lol, I registered here with a throwaway email, promptly lost the password, and never opened it. The fact that you doubt that just makes your motives here as a peddler even more transparent.

As for your theories of jealousy, let me say right now that I think you are a **** writer with a horrible background churning out government dreck, and your style is obtuse, wordy, and boring, probably as a result of your milquetoast background. When tasked with reading your decades-long posts, I feel like someone is slowly pouring concrete into my skull. As a published author with irons in the fire all over the damn place, the last person I'm going to be jealous of is some desperate, pushy sales creep who's trying to co-opt an anti-scam website and turn it into some sort of practice session for his lame carnival-barking. I'm jealous of people I admire who are more talented than I am, and that is not you. You are a pathetic, untalented bottom-feeder. You inspire feelings of pity, sadness, and frustration in me, not jealousy.

Now, get a clue, and go hit up Essaychat. You belong there, not here. Either that, or tell the nice people exactly what company you're attempting to discredit for your own mercenary ends.

Nice try-- if I were here on a fishing expedition like you are, I would have a working email attached to my SN.

That's been my problem with you from the beginning, btw-- you're not here to help people. You're here because essayscam.org is the symbolic ambulance you're chasing (in lieu of actually passing the bar and doing that for real). It's disgusting.

As for your so-called segue from company work to independent freelancing, golf clap, but I don't believe you. Even if it were true, the way you go about your work in your new form is still disgusting. People come here to inform on scams and learn about which companies are scams, not to get overwhelmed by the verbosity of cheap hustlers.

Go write your little books on Essaychat. You're part of what's wrong with here.

"Derrrr... what was the name of our site again?"

Wai guru!

This is essayscam. FW: your paid ad space does not extend to posts. If you had a problem with an essay company you worked for in the past, I suggest you do what you're supposed to on essayscam: recount your story, and name a few names. It sounds like you had one bad experience, so that should be pretty easy...

But that TLDR smokescreen ad up there has zero specifics. What is this company that lets its writers hook orders without admin? Oh, they have an internal email system where "only the writer who takes an order has access to those messages?" BS! If it's an internal email system, you can bet admin has access and can see every last word you type to a customer. What happened, did you get canned because you didn't realize that?

That's another issue I have with the above puddle of vague dreck. Why'd you leave? You "haven't written many company assignments in the last 2 years," and yet you're desperate enough to be paying for ads here? Something's fishy.

Customers: watch out for this guy. He gets his business now as a renegade, so it serves him well to bash essay companies. He's not even a part of what he's talking about anymore, though, nor is he saying anything specific. My guess is that he couldn't cut it.

Drop out and smoke some crack. From admin: Useless or abusive posts will result in account suspension.

Here's what the Kafkaesque robber barons from your backwards-ass ex-Soviet backwater don't understand, AlexKyle: if you mistreat talented employees who operate within a global free market, they simply leave, and go somewhere that respects their talent. You have nothing to compel them to stay, and you wind up with a stable of monkeys banging at typewriters for peanuts (the poor things are also routinely and randomly fined half a peanut each by administrators whose English isn't much better than theirs). That kind of situation is inherently TERRIBLE for the client.

The thing about rogue a%s Alex-ahem-Kyle's particular form of stupidity is that it's stubborn and tenacious. By this point, judging by the tenacity of this "essay industry's biggest customer" persona, he may have even deluded himself into thinking he is some sort of player or competitive threat in the industry. And all because he has the immense skill and talent required to fish with dynamite without a license. It's disgusting. Thankfully, over the long-term, it's also completely untenable.

Earth to genius-- spam advertising doesn't even work. It's free, though, right? Taking a marketing course-- that's expensive. What's the matter-- not getting enough work?

Really, mods?

Sorry; I'm going to have to call BS on your having friends in the first place, Kyle, much less ones who can actually discern the difference between "okay" English and a complete travesty.

Nice attempted dig at established companies. It weakens up the fish for those who prefer a string of fly-by-night websites that come and go as they are exposed, hissing and spitting, to the light. Really, why would anyone prefer a solid, legitimate business that's been around for years?

Sounds like the kind of draconian scheme that could only be pulled by someone you'd call "international," "Kyle." In the US or UK, or any other country that's not a corrupt backwater run by mafia barons, the authorities would have been all over your friend's employer like white on rice. Where did this happen?

A semi-successful ESL student who probably is hanging on for dear life somewhere on the fringes of US or UK society by running cheap scams and not registering his businesses with the BBB, Kyle here "yet again" lol shows an obtuse inability to help himself out by getting better at English.

But where do they come up on your phony "business location finder" website?

You gave me all the clues I needed. Fake testimonials and a fake name for a fake, fraudulent, poorly-conceived, poorly-executed, lying-ass scam of a company. I guess you're in the right place, after all, cockroach. Now, wait for the BOOT.

Lying spammer with fake testimonials: enjoy your brief advertising opportunity. Given enough rope, you've done what comes naturally to a crook and scoundrel. Now it is up to the mods to take out the trash. Till then, my "generic name" friend, you can either wait patiently or keep these softballs coming. Btw, if this essays thing doesn't work out, have you considered a career sucking off donkeys?

Praise whomever you want, save yourself. As to my affairs, they are none of your business. Enjoy the rest of your brief time on this forum.

I don't come here to advertise; I come here to bust scams like yours, jerk.

You're as crooked as they come, right down to your fake-ass SN. Go stink up Essaychat.

You're all over the place, "math guy." Good luck cheating on your sociology papers. I mean, math. I mean, electrical engineering. I'm glad I'm an inspiration to you. I mean, a disappointment.

See, that's the problem with living a life of lies and BS, Ivan-- the more pressure someone puts on you, the more it gets so you can't keep it all straight anymore.

Your disgruntled former customers are the ones who hire me, "Kevin," to fix your bungling. That is, if they haven't been traumatized enough to turn their backs on the entire industry-- a phenomenon for which I blame you personally.

Sorry, Ivan; no time to chat about the intricacies of prescriptive vs. descriptive punctuation with you. I just got an order request; my gf has also been calling. My advice is there for you to take or ignore, before this entire thread is moved where it belongs, in the "random chat" file reserved for spammers like yourself. I will leave you with this common Biblical aphorism: "Pride comes before a fall." Keep it in mind on your travels.

Calm down; don't get your feathers ruffled. English is tough-- it takes about a dozen years' study and constant exposure to its changing idiom, and even then, you're not done. You've done great so far, whatever your name is, considering that you're most likely from an ex-Iron Curtain POS on the map. And look at you now-- a big, proud spamming a message board. The tragedy is that you're just not set up linguistically (or in terms of basic reason/discretion, if you ask me) to open a legitimate business in English-speaking academia (or even its underbelly) without exposing yourself as a fraud. If you really want to break into the industry and keep any clients, you should come to the US or UK and get a job as a cab driver or street performer. Immerse yourself for a decade or so. You'll learn much more about the living language, and probably sleep better at night, too. You'd be surprised what an honest day's work can do for your worldview and general outlook. Good luck!

**** off, spammer. Go pester people on Essaychat where you belong.

SPAMALANCHE! Where are the mods?

@kylefakename and his wack sock puppets-- Nice try setting up a business in a language you don't speak. Every legit company in the industry suffers from fools like you muddying the waters. Aren't you ashamed of yourself?

PS-- If you are still in doubt about the lying spam above, check out this choice bit of crap English from academic composition's moronic front page: "If we do not fulfill all of the requirements on your official document of instructions, we will provide the full revisions free of charge."

"I'd buy that for a dollar!" lol. Where the hell are the mods?

Hey, Kyle. What was your paper on? Did they give you a writer name or ID? Specifics like those will make your posts look less like spam. Oops, sorry; your post, singular. PS-- Your phony, BS link doesn't work.

@beachlover: Hi; your SN notes that you're an American student, but your English is so poor and awkward that I have trouble believing that you grew up in the US (or are a very good judge of academic merit in its educational system). Do you mind my asking where you're from?

A lot of people blame the flood of companies from ex-colonial countries where Western English isn't spoken anymore churning out **** content for pennies, which then alienates a significant part of the customer base when their first and last experience in the industry turns out to be a resounding failure. What do you think?

Oh, yeah? What was your order about? Did the whole "team" write your paper, or did your writer have a name or ID number?

I wound up applying for a company I'd already worked for and that stole from me, thinking that their new domain name was a new company. Luckily, I remembered the administrator's voice.

Whatever's happening, the past year has sucked. Imo, 4/10 customers have English as bad or worse than ESL-speaking operators in Ukraine, Nigeria, Pakistan et al., so they just go with what's cheapest, fail, and then leave the entire industry alone "once bitten." As I am a freelancer, the business aspects aren't my forte, but there has to be a way for folks with know-how to step up and start blasting these foxes out of their hen-house. Till then, here's hoping this is a short-term dig, and that everyone has a plan B, just in case.

So... you were tired of all the spam, you were saying, and then...? You sort of lost me after that. Maybe it's your piss-poor English.

You should check out Essaychat-- park some of your farcical spam there next time. Or better yet, quit the industry entirely, and go suck off donkeys for a living.

James: Though it's likely you're Pakistani, no one here has claimed that you are from "the Pakistan," "a Pakistan," or "some Pakistan." Yet on your website, you claim to be "in US." Don't you know that's incorrect? In English, some countries have articles (the United Kingdom, the Philippines, etc.); most don't.

Not only do you look like a disrespectful fool and liar, but also, you're providing an actual disincentive to sales. Maybe some other business is better suited to your talents; have you tried selling useless trinkets in the street?

You should; otherwise, your post looks like spam. Spamming is great; knock yourself out. Go do it at a site called Essaychat, though; this is Essayscam. It's for outing the kinds of scams that think message board spamming is good marketing.