yeah just claim everything they already mentioned. keep receipts.

everyone should learn at least 1 other language.

come to think of it, that combination of foolishness and officiousness, and that lack of gratitude and bossiness... I should have known-- a hospital administrator! that's even worse...

sorry, pheelyks,


is not a complete sentence. that's minus a half point. of course, I only looked at both of your last responses for my grading. it's not like I actually have 20 minutes to spend on the phone with either of you. the point is, nobody's perfect.

<--- qualified judge of English.

I teach ESL as my day job, and I used to do international evaluations for testing overseas employees' English for a big accounting firm.

monsta's English, while it doesn't suck, is a little bit formal and old fashioned. anyway, I would pass them with a 4.5/5. pheelyks too. congrats to both of you. that will be $48 each.

you're right-- I do need to get laid, and I do need a vacation. what's your excuse? here you are, a fake nurse who pays people to do their homework. those are the grounds you stand on. and you're going to judge me? please.

PS-- nobody buys pooon at stores anymore. if you're going to use these 14 year old insults, at least try to stay current.

scared to proceed... you didn't even read the paper. cold-footed and useless. I don't care how many caps you use, pig, or if you use the lowercase i (it fits you somehow, because it makes you look retarded). I called you a grammarian because you are obviously so anal retentive about your writer's email etiquette re: punctuation and contractions, that I figured you must be some kind of grammarian.

anyway, the bottom line is, you didn't even have a chance to drag some poor overworked writer over the edge during the height of busy season with your endless demands-- and some shady ex Eastern Bloc internet gangsters got your credit card number, name, and who knows what else. who's the dumb***, again?

nursingstudent-- let me know when you're working in the real world, and someone comes into the ER, and you don't know what the **** you're doing, because you cheated your way through nursing school. how do you live with yourself? believe me, if I ever need a corncob removed, you'll be the last one I'll have talking to me about that. every time I do a paper for a dumb *** nurse who is too busy, ignorant, lazy, or incomprehensible to do their own school work, I shudder and cross my fingers for karma to be kind.

sorry, was that missing a comma?

btw, grammarian, "mislead" is not the proper correct past form of the verb; it's "misled." you dumb ****. I'd pay to see the half paper you've written, in the same way I pay Netflix to send me South Park season 6.

and when I write emails, it's with the same speedy disregard for conventional rules of grammar and punctuation that everyone else uses, except for tools like you.

you know what I think? I think you got scared and backed out.

btw, I don't get many complaints-- I write a lot of papers. and when you write a lot of papers, you run into some real officious, crazy, dumb ***** like you, because they are a dime a dozen.

have you all gone mad, or is it just that it's the busy season, and none of you are real writers?

as I am a writer stopping here as a break under my crushing workload, please let me ramble a bit.

this is obviously one of those sweat-hog busybody customers that writers love to hate, and you're practically kowtowing to them. why don't you offer them an iced tea and a hamburger?

the writer didn't use contractions in an informal email on a tagline thread? boo hoo! what was the paper like? what was the paper like? ...nothing.

this is "one of those," people! it's the 5th revision with all new instructions! it's the "I did it half myself already!" it's the "I'm not satisifed with anything you did, because you forgot to put a page number in the quotes!" it's "this essay, although it follows all of my instructions, is simply unsatisfactory..."

no contractions or comma in an email, pssht. go **** yourself!

what are you people, ******* blind?

hey nursingstudent! I hope you get your identity stolen! you fraud.

-- same as it ever was. for the writer, it's about as stable as bartending. you might as well ask how bartending will be in 2020. in fact, that may be a better question.

OxbridgeExpert

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WO YONG KUAI ZI ZAI NI DE PI GU

props out to Ai Xian Ye

end crabism.

just becuz a site has bad webcopy does not mean that it is not legit. I work for 2 sites w/ horrible web copy; rates are good and payment on time every time.

you little pig.

illegal, sure; but this site mostly seems to deal with international websites with fake, if any, US offices.

the point is, professors grade randomly. they might give a 2:1 A paper a 2:2 B, just because they had a fight with their mistress. promising the customer the moon is a bad idea in this instance; it is like giving a retard a loaded weapon.

anyone who tries to guarantee you a grade is lying.

the price sounds about right

at AR, they show up as new orders, with visible customer complaints from the previous writer, but no attachments. it's basically doing the whole paper over for probably about the original rate and a half.

*about the previous writer

I'd like to hear from some early capitalist robber barons on this issue...

speaking as a writer personally working hard in the industry right now, I can tell you that I am coming across more and more customers ordering total revisions and claiming they have been ripped off by writers who obviously don't speak English.

companies need to have better tests and outsource their testing to ESL teaching companies. I keep telling them that I am a gun for hire in each of these industries, but they are afraid to outsource to me, because I obviously hate their stupid authority. (sigh) ****! I mean, uh, hi! hi company owners!

but yes definitely, customers in the US at least, seem to know when they have been ripped off by a writer who can't write in English, and demand total revisions. I have cleaned up at least 3 of these messes so far this season, and it's early...

run a check!

what garbage-- you're projecting your own inadequacies onto an imaginary unity-- pathetic

actually, they're proclaiming your lack of expertise.

"I'm squishing your head!"

what a weak, disappointing, post-colonial, bitter, insecure, nationalist temper tantrum. I only wish I could have heard it in its original wuss accent.

don't worry, I can still be your source.

if you have a lot of essays, Academon is a good site to park them and get royalties.

I don't see what the problem is-- the spelling is perfect.

you only think you have credibility because you have been on me since day one repeating everything negative I said about AR. which makes you a parrot, too. ssshh. go quote your own posts.

I'm the ace in the hole of several prominent companies, a successful published author, and I am shopping Mercedes on what I have earned backhanded in this lame and corrupt, unsinkable shadow industry. you have no idea who I am or my practices, but you've had your fun; now it's time for me to put the hammer down on your nerdy little game. you have nothing. you are not on the money. I am an ace, and you can't shake me from anyone. I have no fear of you; you are nothing at all to me. you are just another spiteful, jealous internet liar, trying to drag me down and shake me off of my money. thanks for the brief laugh; I have a lot of orders to do. it's busy...

1) what, your employer, nagging you? how dare they, right? this is too much for an employer to do? maybe you should start your own business, if this is your attitude...

2) unethical, in this industry? seriously, what's the problem here? your employer save you some work?

3) too many orders; please. you only take on what you can take on; the rest go back in the bidding pool. whining about too many orders; really?

4) they always, 100%, reverse this; all you have to do is bring it to their attention.

way to sound like a big snob about being First Class, btw. it's just seniority, I'm sure. re: your more personal comments, of course I have repeat customers; I block them with the profile setting, and pick up their orders. these are all very lame reasons for quitting... jmho...


this is senseless; and, why is writer in quotation marks?

(sigh) I can only imagine how seriously they took you.

I guess if there's one lesson here, it's that WB is a crab, and I'm above it all.

then again, I siced this wild sweat-hog on my innocent employer; lol.

maybe they will fine me the 2 dollars WB charges for passage over the bridge ;)

anyway, I really hope you do have this massive power, WB, over my destiny. that would indeed be a mind-blowing shock, well worth all this pain in the *** of drowning out your playground yammering.

you are also nowhere near the money, WRT, if you worked for academia-research.com and didn't know that on the "my profile" screen, there is a button that says "turn off order requests." did you even work for them?

twits. a troll and a stunt man. useless.

you caustic loony. your destructive fantasies are going to get you into real trouble someday. I feel sorry for you.

btw, WRT, you hopeless, clueless ****** toady, who asked you to get in the middle of other people's arguments? I think you need to start minding your own business, you ******* parrot.

you American pig.

"Dear Academon,

one of your best writers has been posting a link to your site on our free online message boards. please fire him immediately, because... or I will..."

I can't figure it out! are you that retarded, that you think I see this as some kind of credible threat?

just some words written on a page... no logic, no plan... so... what else ya got?

so don't even start back up again being a ***** because you are nowhere near the money, loser.

how are you going to do it? haaa... you have no idea who you are ****** with, you nerdy OCD easy-chair tyrant.

I repeat, my account is going to be just fine. listen to me, just because you are acting like a *****, I am going to let you in on something-- it has about thirty grand in it. you are going to have to overcome a thirty grand profit maker on something like spamming on a message board, which as far as this company is concerned, is free advertising. you are a complete goner, and a loony.

listen, *****, I used to work in customer service. it was during college, and it wasn't a very good job, but I had to deal with sour loonies like you on a daily basis, and it made me spend most of my off time getting wasted and throwing axes at patio furniture in frustration. you power-mad delusional uppity consumer. you feel all kinds of misplaced glory as a crusader, and morality and rights and entitlement about something crazy you can do absolutely nothing about. coo, coo. calm down. you are a fool. you will come again, giving someone else a hard time. and we have a word for you, as we laugh about you in between times, in the same tone of malicious laughter that older kids give cry-babies and tattle-tales.

do you know why? it is because people like you, WB, are nowhere near the money, and they are losers.

WB, I repeat, you have no power at Academon. what are you going to do, call them up and say, "hi, I have 4000 posts, fire one of your best writers for me." haaa... you are totally delusional... I feel sorry for how you must be in real life, to be acting like this kind of power mad, delusional tyrant online.

no, no one is allowed to do anything constructive like recommend a good site here. gossiping, playground name-calling, and baiting ESL writers are all allowed, but I can't give you a link to a legit paper place.

and as for it being good for writers to hoard companies, yeah right. during busy times, good companies have dozens of orders at a time; there is more than enough for everyone, and in many cases, many papers go unbid. I'm sure many people recommend companies and give links, too, but none of them make it through the mods.

this board is geared to be hyper-negative; it is a nest of lies, censored truths, and personal vendettas.

well, I guess I'll shut up, then, you sure showed me, 4000 posts, wow.

I will continue to post my link whenever anyone posts a topic saying "help, all you people do is gripe, what are some legit companies."

and if I profit in doing so, so much the better. at least I'm doing something constructive!

thinking you have some kind of sway with Academon-- some kind of God complex, is more like it. plus, OCD. 4000 posts... get a life! how about 4000 papers in a paper bank, making a royalty stream? let me advise people on how to make some money in this forum. wtf is wrong with you? people like you are only happy when they are bringing something down. I'm sure all of your jilted-writer lap dogs would love to know how you are keeping them from a viable income stream. troll.

your definition of fraud is not fair. you call these companies frauds, just because they false advertise. they are legit companies providing legit services, most of them, which is why they have not gone out of business or been shut down. everyone is shady, and fraudy, but most of them that are still in business, basically provide people (dumb *****) with a product (papers).

some of them have horrible HR, but this does not make them frauds either.

also, whomever is doing it, where do you get off, canceling everything positive anyone tries to put on this site. there are a lot of people looking to you to provide them with a resource, and all you use it for is your nowhere quest to negative-land.

I have been trying to post a link to a legit site for the past few weeks. "the rules," please.

anyway, academia-research is not a fraud company. they are legitimately providing a service to customers, as they have been for years.

you think you have credibility? you have straw dogs and personal attacks.

and you "quote" your own material!


"proven," ffs. your idea of empiricism is a little hazy, I think...

it's true that occassionally, AR employees, "someone named Valery" haaa, they all use fake names, anyway... sometimes they get greedy and raid accounts, but this does not automatically mean that their managers approve of such practices. if you contact AR management, they will usually refund you in the form of a bonus, and then punish the employee who stole from you. I've had it done before; I write for AR. if they want to keep you as a writer, they will want to keep you happy. why don't you try smoothing things out with AR management, before posting against the whole company on this message board, just because of a few bad apples working there? I like AR; they are crooks like everyone else in this industry, but they can be reasoned with and are occassionaly good-hearted, and the pay's not bad for supplemental income. try reasoning with someone in management. if you can get through on their phone line, ask for Raymond.

"some of you people..." and you know exactly who you are... too great. someone put WhiteSox in charge!