You asked for it. ^____________^ I'll keep it very short and very sweet though...

1.) You're saying that the sites above are violating the Lanham Act because of their false advertisement.

2.) But not so long ago, you claimed that one cannot violate the Lanham Act if one is not actually able to sell anything despite trying to do so. (silly.. silly... silly...)

3.) So if we follow that earlier, retarded thinking of yours which you so fervently defended, simply ranking themselves at the top of their own list does not make the sites violators of the Lanham Act.

They are, of course. They have violated the Lanham Act because the Lanham Act is violated by the act of false advertisement, regardless of whether or not the advertisement is actually able to entice anyone to buy.

F?*k Y**, you slimy, stupid, retarded b**-h. :p

Gosh, I missed kicking your fat a**. ^__________^

ROFLMAO!!!! This is soooo funny I just couldn't keep myself from posting. ^___^ However as I don't really care about the sites mentioned above and am currently completely swamped with work, I'll leave my comment as is. Provoke me though, and I might find it worth the effort to post again (after I'm done with all of my pending projects >.<).

We have. Competent writers are happy working in this "industry" as it is.

I sincerely doubt that. ^_________________^

Care to ask her to? :p

I do use paypal but two of the companies that I work for send payments to my paypal account via SWREG.

Well.. it's been 22 days since my first post on this thread and SWREG still has not made the payment. I tried contacting the payment processor but did not get a response. The company that owed me the money assured me that they have been hammering on SWREG with their legal department. Apparently, SWREG is not afraid of getting sued. This is frustrating.

...who I guess, REALLY needs help. ^_______^

and Amon probably thinks that he's being sly with all of his hopelessly obvious ads. ^__^

Absolutely.

Interesting how you had to post that on the thread. It almost seems like well... perhaps we all know what it almost seems like. ^___^

My two cents on Amon? He will not write you "model" dissertations, just "model" essays on "How to be anything you want to be." Plus, he will refuse your order if his spider-sense tells him that you have ordered too many papers for your own good already (not that you'd want to order one from him to begin with but hey... maybe that's precisely what he wants you to think)

I think he's been trying to establish his presence in this forum as a ploy to draw potential clients' attention. Not that there's anything wrong with that, it's just that the way he does it is so darn tacky. :)

Exactly.

Ditto.

I repeat: no dishonesty there.


WRT doesn't do model dissertations? Now that's a lie. ^_^

Translation:



Translation:


No dishonesty there. ^__^


So the researchers you assisted used the services of research paper mills? o.O


Nope, I asked if this was the problem that you wished to tackle in your dissertation:

I write "model" essays, dissertations, etc. etc.. What clients do with them is beyond my control.


Why care about something that will NEVER happen (at least in the way that I do business)?


On a global scale? No, I don't.


In relation to the previous statement? Yeah, sure.


Last chance for what? Based on what you posted, you have nothing against the statement below:

Remember folks, Amons here will not write you "model" dissertations, just "model" essays on "How to be a pretentious, desperate kiss-up." Plus, he will refuse your order if his spider-sense tells him that you have ordered too many papers for your own good already (not that you'd want to order one from him to begin with but hey... maybe that's precisely what he wants you to think)

Except maybe to change "a pretentious, desperate kiss-up" to "anything they wish to be." Hey, fine. Here you go, chum:

Remember folks, Amons here will not write you "model" dissertations, just "model" essays on "How to be anything you want to be." Plus, he will refuse your order if his spider-sense tells him that you have ordered too many papers for your own good already (not that you'd want to order one from him to begin with but hey... maybe that's precisely what he wants you to think)

Riiiight.. dream on. ^_^


Oh, you're hurt? By what? This statement?

Remember folks, Amons here will not write you "model" dissertations, just "model" essays on "How to be a pretentious, desperate kiss-up." Plus, he will refuse your order if his spider-sense tells him that you have ordered too many papers for your own good already (not that you'd want to order one from him to begin with but hey... maybe that's precisely what he wants you to think)

What's wrong with the statement? What part or parts of it do you deny? ^_____^

LOL!!! Should I correct you with a free lesson on what is and what isn't a slippery slope? Nah... not for free anyway. Maybe you can order a 1-page essay about slippery slopes from the service offered by one of the site owners here who don't have themselves as their only writer so you can learn more about your folly. ^_^


Riiiight.


You provoked me, probably thinking that if you tried taking me on some client would take notice of the sorry service that you're peddling and contact you for a paper. LOL!!! That only works if you actually win. :p

Oh, and one more thing:



LMAO!

Haha! Do you even know what a slippery slope argument is and what isn't? Oh wait, to you as long as it's a chain of implications, it's a slippery slope, right? Geez... did you even go to a university, or was the internet all of the education you though you needed? :p


Yeah.. I think clients get a discount if they but the whole thing. Haha!!!


ROFLMAO!!!! ^_______________^


ROFLMAO!!!

Remember folks, Amons here will not write you "model" dissertations, just "model" essays on "How to be a pretentious, desperate kiss-up." Plus, he will refuse your order if his spider-sense tells him that you have ordered too many papers for your own good already (not that you'd want to order one from him to begin with but hey... maybe that's precisely what he wants you to think)

^_^

Like I said, some of us here do get bonuses for our work and are paid handsomely by our employers and direct clients. Some of us do get treated quite well by our employers and some of us are well-protected against the hazards of this industry (crazy clients and freeloaders).

If you want to start a union of freelancers composed of people with substandard writing ability and embark on a quest to raise the value and respect that you command in this industry, I won't stand in your way. I'd even wish you the best of luck.

Good luck. ^_________^

Should I school you on slippery slopes and false analogies? Nah.. it's simply not worth my time.


Wow.. is that like some sort of spider-sense? Do you feel a tingle and then tell a client "Heyyy.. that's one assignment too many that you've hired me for. Do your own work this time!!!" LOL!!! You're hilarious. Do you think any company would refuse a paying client because the client has ordered too many projects? Hahaha!!! ^_________^


Care to name any others? :p


Like I said:


ROFLMAO!!! Have a nice day. I think that the potential clients viewing this thread are now very much informed about the services that you can offer them. Remember folks, Amons here will not write you "model" dissertations, just "model" essays on "How to be a pretentious, desperate kiss-up." Plus, he will refuse your order if his spider-sense tells him that you have ordered too many papers for your own good already (not that you'd want to order one from him to begin with but hey... maybe that's precisely what he wants you to think)

See here's the thing, some of us here do get bonuses for our work and are paid handsomely by our employers and direct clients. Some of us do get treated quite well by our employers and some of us are well-protected against the hazards of this industry (crazy clients and freeloaders). Those of us who are among this group don't need a "union of freelancers." We're valued for what we can bring to the table and that value equates to fair treatment. The low positive response that your idea is getting is not because it's unrealistic (although it is unrealistic), but because it's irrelevant.

Oh cool then.. so how about if I write a sentence of the student's introduction? That still good too? Two sentences then? A paragraph of his conclusion? How about everything but the abstract? How about everything but the first sentence of the abstract?

LOL!!! Is this really the image that you want to project to potential clients viewing this thread? ^___________^


Wow... so doing "model" coursework papers for them is not helping them get that Ph.D "they don't deserve." Bravo. ^____^


See here's where we're different (among many other places). I don't need to call your arguments "vacuous" because they plainly are, and my arguments won't magically become "vacuous" no matter how many times you type that trying-hard sentence.


Been where, done what? o.O


That's not your dissertation, is it? o.O

LOL!!! Enjoy writing 10th grade essays on Hamlet and personal reflections on "My unforgettable experience" then. The morality of writing "model" papers is the same regardless of the level of education that one is writing it for. The money's just waaaaay better when it comes to PhD dissertations.


Haha.. so if I only provided "model" results and discussion chapters, you'd have nothing against it? :p


If you want to be a half-decent scientist and you think that having other people write "model" research articles for you makes you otherwise then don't use a writing service. Nobody's forcing you to do so. Are you simply angry that some of your colleagues who you know are worse at writing research articles than you are able to turn in exceptional work? That such people are likely to complete their dissertations with distinction and go on to take significant positions in their respective fields?

You know, I've had a client once who started writing his own work before coming to me. He'd already read numerous articles and wrote the literature review by the time he sent me an email. I looked over the literature review and found a shamble of articles summarized and mashed together. Needless to say, I had to redo the entire lit review. After I was done with it, I showed the finished product to the client and his reaction was "this was exactly what I wanted to write!" My point is, some people just aren't gifted writers. As long as they read and understand what they buy from me, they have nothing to worry about. If they don't well, that's their own risk.

Err... so it's fine to write "model" papers for students, but not "model" dissertations? Should I have used dummy data instead of my client's data and told her to repeat the analysis herself? Have you ever heard of people paying statisticians to do their statistical analysis for them? Is that illegal now? I just provide the added service of a "model" discussion in addition to the results that is written in the fashion of peer-reviewed journal articles that defense panels just oh so love. ^_^ Whether or not the client uses the "model" as her own is not up to me. :p


Well, I see you didn't listen to that little secret I whispered. Your loss. ^_^


Thus far, I have made no attempt to insult you. My first response was in simple disagreement with your post that writing "model" dissertations is not lucrative (and I stand by my initial position that you are so very wrong in this regard). I have not called you a sad, pretentious kiss-up with a very awkward writing style whose only purpose on this forum is to get noticed by potential clients. I will continue to refrain from doing so because there is no satisfaction to be had in humiliating an already humiliating adversary.

Have a nice day. ^___^

Right on.


Oh please, if the student learned the content of the paper and can prove it by defending the work, who wrote what hardly matters. It won't matter to me since I've been handsomely rewarded for my services, it won't matter to the student since she would probably never have to write another research paper in her life after she graduates (and if she did, I'd still be there for her), and it won't matter to the school because hello... they can't prove that she didn't write something that she has already learned about and can defend properly.


LOL!!! Do you think that I'd be able to get people to pay me $25/250 words if I couldn't deliver a product that meets their and their schools' expectations? I'll let you in on a little secret: you don't need to be an actual nurse to be able to write a distinction-level dissertation in the field of nursing, just as you don't need to be able to write a distinction-level dissertation in the field of nursing to be an effective nurse manager.

If I wrote the results and discussion chapters of a nursing graduate student's thesis and explained the results to her so that she'll be knowledgeable enough to defend it, would you say that she "faked" her thesis? It's all a matter of what you do with what you buy.


I disagree. I charge an average of $25/250 words for dissertations requiring statistical analysis. They're worth my time.

What's wrong with being an Ugandan headhunter? o.O

Wow.. is that why you've not responded to any of my posts in this thread? ROFLMAO!!!

Like I said, unlike your empty insults, I actually have your own posts to back up my claims about your absurdly low intelligence quotient. Your post above simply confirms this.

Now, feel free to add another of your grossly unsubstantiated posts to this thread in order to further your agenda of burying your latest bouts of utter stupidity. I have to get back to work.

Oh-hohohoho... but just in the previous page, you were so eager to do so:


What changed? Oh yeah.... you got your a** kicked twice over (again!).

You posted two silly statements in the previous page of this same thread. I pointed out that in both cases, you were WRONG. Finding your position indefensible, you quickly reverted back to your old tactic of just posting worthless insults to bury the page where you were humiliated. That's the same tactic that you've used in ALL OF THE TIMES that I've kicked your sorry a**. ^____^

It's a hopeless tactic, WB. I'll always be here to remind everyone about your stupidity. Unlike your empty insults, I actually have your own posts to back up my claims about your absurdly low intelligence quotient.

Do you honestly think that posting stuff like this is going to just make your latest humiliating displays go away? Hahaha!!!! Keep dreaming.


Can't deny it, can't fight it, huh? Just keep on throwing insults so people won't notice your impotence? Nice plan.. ROFLMAO!!!

Sigh.. it's sad that this is the best you can do. You must be kicking yourself in the a** for having typed this in the first place:


and for having typed this as well:


Two pathetic bloopers in one page. You're just waaaaay too easy. :p


I was thinking about posting the exact same thing when I first saw danabwao's post. However, I figured that he probably just wanted to get on WB's good side so I let him be. God (and everyone else) knows that in her condition, WB needs all the support that she can get.

LOL!!! You're hilarious. ^___^ So you figured that simply ignoring me just won't work since EVERYONE will still see how much I humiliate you, so now you try to sneak in this lil' statement as some sort of saving grace:


Oh, and I'll assume that you were doing a Popeye impression, Agh-agh-agh-agh-agh...


No answer? No surprise there. ^____________________^

Hahaha!

HAHAHA.. is that all you have to say? Oh yea, that IS the play right?

You challenge me:

I prove you wrong and put you down:


and you, in an attempt to just make it all go away, hopelessly resort to just posting more nonsense. :p

Now, should I rub it in? Should I ask you why you to admit that you did post that footnote? That you were WRONG as usual? :P Hahaha... Keep on ignoring me like you said you would, ok? (now would be a good time to do so, it would give you the perfect excuse not to answer this post)

Wooohooo.. thank you for allowing me to make you look like a complete a** yet again! Haha... wow.. even now that I have reduced the time that I visit this forum considerably because of the heavy load of orders that I need to work on, I can still k*ck your a**.

Here you go, LOSER. I wasn't talking about your response to MY post. ^_^ I was talking about that footnote on rusty that you posted. It has been deleted from your message after I complained that if the mods allowed your s-i* on this forum, they should allow the truth that I put on my footnote about you. :p

You're just waaaay too easy, ya' big, dumb, ugly missy. :P

Oh and right.. you're doing a GRAND job of ignoring me. ROFLMAO!!!! ^_____________^

Hey mods, if WB can repost a post that you had already deleted, then everyone else should be free to do the same so here:


WB's first post responding to somewriter:

Errr... fyi, simply saying "with all due respect" and then telling someone to get lost doesn't really count as being polite... and it counts even far less as helping.

@somewriter
My tip for you is to just pick a company and work on an order for them. If they pay you for that order, then work on a few more orders. Also, there are lots of useful information on this board regarding how well or poorly some companies treat their writers.

Oh and WB, GREAT JOB IGNORING ME. KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK, YE? HAHAHA.

Nice try. ^_______^ For the full context of the post, people would have to see the list of deleted posts. But hey, here's the gist of it.

I just asked the mod to delete your repetitive post, and hey whaddaya know, they did. :p So please, keep on ignoring me HAHAHAHAHA!!!

Oh and btw, nice going with the bit about the post being 5-months old. Goes to show that you really CAN'T COUNT.

Date of the post: Nov 15, 2010

Geez... doesn't everyone learn how to use the calendar by the 2nd grade? Nyuknyuknyuk! :p

HAHAHA!!! Gotcha again. ^______^

Also, my original post did respond to the topic. I said:

@somewriter
My tip for you is to just pick a company and work on an order for them. If they pay you for that order, then work on a few more orders. Also, there are lots of useful information on this board regarding how well or poorly some companies treat their writers.

Woohoo!!! ^____^

Hey.. don't diss the "dear" guys/gals. I have a couple of them and they're very good customers.

Right on! ^_______^

*back to the orders pool*