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essayhood2030   
Oct 25, 2011

It pays to carryout out preliminary investigations before taking any "free" online services. A rule of thumb, do not take anything at its face value as there are many serial cheats out there masquerading as experts!
essayhood2030   
Oct 27, 2011
Essay Services / research-assistance.com [24]

I have so much work to do that I am literally suicidal!!!!!

Please check out in this and other fora, I am sure you will get a reliable writer.
essayhood2030   
Oct 28, 2011

Not as bad as a lot of ESL sites,

What makes you feel that just because you are a US "born" writer you qualify to be the industry cabinet secretary?
essayhood2030   
Oct 28, 2011

I'm not sure what the "cabinet secretary" means,

Well, sometimes it pains when your maniac innocently guides you to the guillotine. It is true that your clients don't have the faintest idea that a "native" English writer cannot complete all the tasks they outsource to HIM without doing flings to EXPERIENCED esl writers. I hate to say it, but many "native" English writers cannot survive the test of time if ESL writers were to change terms overnight. We literally cushion your Yankee coffers!
essayhood2030   
Oct 28, 2011

Kenya's finest Swahili-English . . . .

My membership here is strictly restricted to constructive discussions, I will not get myself into petty arguments! Thanks for your "genuine" remark!

There is tangible proof to this assertion! You are lucky because I subscribe to industry ethics!

First, you used "literally" to mean "figuratively," which is just fu**-n dumb. Irritatingly common, but dumb nonetheless. Second, though many things we take for granted in the developed world are produced in the developing world, essays aren't one of them. Sorry.

Thanks for the correction, but am afraid it was not deserved since it is apparent you did not understand the sentence. Blame your "know-it-all" attitude!
essayhood2030   
Oct 28, 2011

arrogant Kenyan "writers" that come and go.

I am a cool guy, I play a fair game but sometimes it feels bad when you behave as if you were the pioneer in the industry. I dare you to quit writing and concentrate on providing "advisory" services to the so called ESL writers!

Amazingly, I did understand the sentence. Unless you are physically lying down in a coffer somewhere to provide cushioning, then you are not "literally" cushioning our coffers. I know this is going completely over your head, but you really need to look up "literally."

Amazing indeed!

Yes, I'm very lucky. If you weren't oh-so-ethical I'm sure there's a great deal of harm you could do to me from the other side of the globe.

lol!
essayhood2030   
Oct 29, 2011

I'm comptent and you're not, it's true, but that has nothing to do with "pioneering."

Does slandering ESL writers qualify you as a better writer?

I prefer making a living (and it takes more than $5/day to pay bills in this country).

So true. Earn a decent living then!
essayhood2030   
Oct 29, 2011

Did you split the thesis up in 10 chapters and divide it between various writers

Never do this for such a high-level project. Source an independent writer whom you can communicate with every night, week, fortnight, etc., Some sites my be legit but their workforce ain't motivated, meaning they don't have the incentive to turn in a good job! Independent writers is the right way to go these days!
essayhood2030   
Oct 29, 2011

I do, thanks.

I sincerely love this man. But would you be kind as to learn that there is a life to live on this side of the Atlantic too? I mean, it is not for Native English speakers to earn a decent living alone.

We (read ESL) are equally qualified in these matters.

It is true that a good number of the leading authors in most peer-reviewed journals have ESL roots. Most of them never attended the so called ivy colleges, they are products of local institutions. I mean, there are good colleges on this side of the Atlantic as there are out there in the land of the "big brother"!

Please be kind and accept (learn) this fact!

I have no idea what you mean by "fake" (the website most certainly exists), but if you're suggesting it's a scam then not really. It's a site run by Indians, staffed by Indians, and based in India--they openly acknowledge this. Any company that operates honestly, even if they deliver s-i* product, isn't a scam.

I concur with you!

You are incompetent when it comes to writing in proper academic English, so what I said isn't defamatory.

Competent, from a "big brother" dictionary!
essayhood2030   
Oct 29, 2011

Sorry, I assumed "competent" meant the same thing in Kenya as it does in the US. If the Kenyan definition of "competent" means "barely understandable," then yes, you are very competent.

We seem to belong to the same feather man. After all, we (read me and you) play in the same league and everyone would love to win all the titles out for offer. We can go on and on ranting and forget to honor our deadlines (lol). I mean, you are a competent writer in you own right. I am too. Ease up man, the market is still green!

I will be back after a short while. In the meantime, let me analyze some stuff here for a lucrative odd-hour paper. Good night man!

Btw, I would love to read a short poem written by you describing Kenyan writers.
essayhood2030   
Oct 30, 2011

how are you going to feel about yourself once you get out in the real world, having faked the culmination of your training?

Academic writing is a legit industry. We (and our clients too) are not cheats, we do academic assistance just the same way Creswell et al do! It is only that most of us operate from homes and hotels!
essayhood2030   
Oct 30, 2011

I seriously have no idea what you're trying to say here.

I meant each of us. Sorry for the mistake.

convinced of their own genius
Customers, beware

he he he, I didn't know you double as an activist too, besides being a white supremacist. Anyway, sleep early for a fresh day ahead. I am sure you are working on some lucrative weekend order.
essayhood2030   
Oct 30, 2011

aren't you aware that no white people speak ESL?

Anyone would find it hard to believe that all whites speak native egnlish (I am sure you know this too). I have personally taught English language to many WHITES to HELP them communicate well during their charity work in Kenya.

Again, being from an English speaking country does not qualify one to be a native English speaker. One could be born, brought up, or even taught by a second, third, or fourth generation British community (parents, teachers, friends, etc) who in this case may not have a proper mastery of the "big brother" language!

There are many Kenyans here who were born by British parents but given out for adoption at a tender age because their parents were in college or internship and therefore risked the wrath of their families! These Kenyans cannot call themselves native English speakers. They are ESL!

A native English speaker is anyone who has been speaking good English (not slang) since the day they were born, anyone who comes from a race which originally speaks perfect native English, anyone who made efforts to PERFECTLY learn native English language from his PERFECTLY native members of community!

The catch here is perfection! I for example, cannot fluently speak or write my mother-tongue simply because I never made any efforts to perfect it!

hereby declare you Grand Dragon of the EssayScam KKK.

I will not mind even if he was the Grand Wizard of the EssayScam KKK. After all, we (read ESL writers) fit so well in the industry. So I guess he is a Klansman without a territory. He bites too soft!
essayhood2030   
Oct 30, 2011

Your best bet is not to initiate unnecessary exchanges with the writer.

Well, I don't have any affiliation with you whatsoever. But allow me to say that I love this post. It is so true!
essayhood2030   
Oct 30, 2011

njengawanjirun

I totally disagree with you. Being from Kenya (where you come from), Paraguay, India, or any other developing nation does not mean one is a poor writer. I am a Kenyan myself and have written several doctoral-level projects some of which end up being published in respected journals. Many writers bragging to be from the US or the UK may not have achieved this feat!

4writers may very qualified writers but the biggest problem is that many sites do no reward their writers well. So it is obvious that only new and inexperienced writers work for these sites! Competent writers work directly with their clients - no middle men or sites! I am a registered writer with many sites but I cannot waste my precious time writing for them as they cannot match what direct clients are willing to pay me.

My advice to clients out there is to only outsource to individual writers and not sites!

My advice to clients out there is to only outsource to individual writers and not sites!

Clients should learn that even those self-proclaimed native speakers of English from the US or the UK are real scams as well. A good number of them may be born and brought up in a native English speaking nation but they do not qualify to be perfect native English speakers. They are in actual sense descendants of third, fourth, or even fifth generation native English speaking communities (read, parents, teachers, friends, etc). In that case they are not perfect speakers of native English language.

Again, most of the US and UK writers lack the capacity to complete all the orders outsourced to them within the set deadlines. Ask me how they manage to handle them comfortably and I will say they outsource to the same ESL writers whom they spend time and space in this forum calling names! Isn't that hypocrisy? Well, I will call it concealed rip-off.

In actual sense most of those US and UK writers are either owners of sites or they are middlemen. A middleman and a site owner sail in the same boat - when it capsizes they will comfortably swim to safety leaving their clients vulnerable deep sea sharks!

I am aware that there are many poor ESL writers here in Kenya (where I come from) who claim to be experts. They are the reason why ESL writers have been branded as incompetent. Therefore, client should first test a writer (whether US, UK, ESL, etc) before outsourcing any big order to them.

I salute all competent ESL writers from Kenya, India, Nigeria, etc. Wanjiru et al you make Kenya proud. Wikwo!
essayhood2030   
Oct 31, 2011

Your argument makes no sense.

Of course I didn't expect them to make sense to a "native" English speaker!

Do you have any evidence whatsoever to back up

Evidence? he he he!

Like yourself....

!

So do I. You aren't one of them.

You never acknowledge other writers. Do you?
essayhood2030   
Oct 31, 2011

You're halfway their, openly admitting that you're from Kenya, but you have yet to realize that your English really isn't up to par.

A native English speaker!

If something makes logical sense, it makes logical sense, period. Your statement, i.e. that many native English speakers are also descendants of native English speaking communities and that therefore they are bad writers, makes no sense.

Well, I am sure you cant see the sense in this argument!

There are several very qualified writers on this board, and some EFL writers that acknowledge their capabilities and approach this business honestly.

I am an honest writer. You are not! Otherwise why do you always behave like a caged rat?
essayhood2030   
Oct 31, 2011

No, I can't, that's why I pointed it out.

Thanks!

What have I said that you feel is dishonest?

e.g. You dismiss me as bad writer yet you have never tested my skills!
essayhood2030   
Nov 01, 2011

First, if they're turning in your work as their own they're cheating.

I am aware of this catch. Please spare me these so usual rants!

Second, if they turn in your work and get good grades, their instructors clearly don't care about language mechanics. While this is possible, it certainly isn't true of all instructors and especially not at high-end US and UK universities.

he he he, you are amusing to listen to, sometimes. Please note that 99.9% of my clients attend US, UK and Australian Universities! You are aware of this, aren't you?
essayhood2030   
Nov 01, 2011

Why would I be aware of the demographics of people you manage to cheat?

lol!

'm glad you're aware. Please spare us your nonsense, then.

You should address this statement to yourself!
essayhood2030   
Nov 01, 2011

This isn't an answer, nor is it a clever way to void giving an answer. It's childish and stupid, and I'm assuming the work you create is on the same level.

Childish? As far as it goes Pheelyks is the biggest joker of all time! Again, your rants don't require answers!

Your best response is, "Nuh-uh, you are!"? I mean, seriously?

Your name leaks stupidity. A rip!
essayhood2030   
Nov 01, 2011

And the true colors start to show....

Hypocrisy! Didn't you call me an ahole in an earlier posting? I guess you now know how it feels to play big boy all the time!

Avoiding responses when you know you simply don't have an adequate answer is childish. Calling my brief and reasoned statements "rants" is just stupid.

Responding to a statement that does not warrant an answer is stupid. Your "reasoned statements" are not only void but they ooze backstreet-profanity. They amount to vainglory!
essayhood2030   
Nov 01, 2011

calmly pointing out

Of course it may pass as a too usual thing to you. After all, you just admitted that you are always calm when you hurl profane words at others!

Exactly which of my statements is "oozing backstreet profanity"?

Please be kind and read through your earlier postings!
essayhood2030   
Nov 01, 2011

Do you see the problem here?

The obvious problem here is that you consider yourself to be the industry yardstick. Unfortunately, you are not!

Your reading comprehension is worse than your writing.

Yes, because I don't dance to your bleached tunes!
essayhood2030   
Nov 02, 2011

The problem is that you aren't familiar with these yardsticks, and so they scare you when others pull them out.

Pheelyks, while I agree sometimes I make mistakes here, it does not mean I aren't familiar with the core English grammar rules! A quick review of a number of your posts will reveal glaring grammatical mistakes too!

you a) don't understand what is being said, and b) assume things are being said when they aren't.

These two points honestly describe Pheelyks, not me!

I think the guy is trying to translate some of his native language expression into English (in the most literal sense). I guess this person EssayHood (who actually is either Heremeout, Muny, and/or Mukherjee) is trying to say the "persuasive argument/talk". Lolz.

If you have no idea what you want to say, keep yourself busy!

How could you incorporate me into that bunch of crooks you moron!

I have no idea what you mean by a "bunch of crooks". Maybe it could help if you clarified your assertion!
essayhood2030   
Nov 02, 2011

essayhood2030:
it does not mean I aren't familiar with the core English grammar rules!

.................

Pheelyks, this is a genuine mistake. I saw it after I had already posted the comment. Thanks for pointing it out!

Point out one instance of misunderstanding where I have not asked for clarification, and one instance where I have acted like you said something you didn't actually say. If you can do this, I'll leave you alone.

The number of times you misquote others is not an important issue here, yours is a chronic case of creating a negative scenario from virtually everything posted on this forum by ESL (Kenyan) writers. Well, everyone (including you) is entitled to their own opinions (and of course feelings) in this forum. You can carry on and on!
essayhood2030   
Nov 02, 2011

It is my opinion that you're an ass; that you cannot write without making consistent errors in these areas is an objective fact.

Yes, I do make mistakes, Pheelyks makes mistakes too.

It is true that I don't seem to bother being an ass (in your opinion) since in my opinion (and of course that of many others in this forum) I am not.
essayhood2030   
Nov 02, 2011

Don't you think you are contradicting yourself, again? The other time you were saying my clients should know ... blah blah! Now, how can they know if they don't follow the proceedings here?

What's that supposed to mean?

Please refer to the above post!
essayhood2030   
Nov 02, 2011

We're beginning to see that in addition to language problems, you have a real problem with complex thinking. You make all sorts of assumptions and repeatedly draw entirely illogical conclusions in a way that could really screw up any academic work you complete.

Well, my assumptions are based on tangible proof. There as many students here as there are writers. It is obvious that since you are among the "Top 5 high-volume posters", a good number of your postings are directed to students!