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OxbridgeExpert   
Nov 12, 2009
General Talk / OxbridgeExpert needs to go! [16]

Oxbridge ExpertOh here we go - another desperate attempt top malign and persecute me for merely stating the truth and my assessmnet of those people posting on here and their motivations.

OF COURSE SOME HERE WANT ME TO GO because I EXPOSE THEM for THE LIARS they are. I EXPOSE LIARS AND SCAMMERS and tell it LIKE IT IS. AND OF COURSE YOU DO NOT LIKE THAT!!!! I would be very worried if you did.

Now everyone can see their lies and also learn that WritersBeware and Phleeks are connected to ********* and other sites, and most posters here are connected to scam websites too like WRT, AsianWriter, americanwriter etc etc etc My posts EDUCATE visitors that they cannot trust anyone here. They cannot and should not.

The more you attempt to persecute and silence me, the more I shall shout the truth at you. Cowards and bigots. YOu should be ashamed! You do not complain about the abuse and lies of WB - oh NO - but you start a HATE CAMPAIGN to ban me. Natch. QED.

WRITERSBEWARE IS PART OF ********* - so of course he disparages other essay sites here and calls every one of his competition scam sites!!!! SO OBVIOUS if you know the truth.

I have been CONSTANTLY LIBELLED on here by many posters who accuse me of being someone I am not, doing things I have not, and a steady stream of filthy, nasty abuse from liars like WriterBeware and his concubines.

I am a victim of the mob; the mob should go if anyone should. Starting with AmericanWriter.

People should realise that this website is NOT impartial or authoritative - and is NOT owned by WB or any other BS poster either - I remind everyone of that SO OF COURSE I AM A THORN IN THE SIDE OF SCAMMERS AND WAFFLERS AND LIARS WHO WANT THIS BOARD AS THEIR OWN PRIVATE LIE-SPACE.

I am VERY happy to have irritated so many here - they richly deserve it - and THE TRUTH WILL OUT!!!

This is just an attempt to bully - so AmericanWriter should be banned immediately for this blatant attempt at victimization and persecution. But then, he is probably used to doing the same thing to innocent blacks in the USA. Hard to get out of habits, eh?

TUT TUT...

What kind of 'thing' starts a thread with the sole purpose of victimising another poster?

Someone who is worried they may be exposed for what they are perhaps?

I have made very many educated posts on here. The post you quote was in response to yet another abusive filthy rant from liar libelous pottymouth WritersBeware - quite the most disgusting woman ever to walk the earth.

And yet, AW, you ignore all the many posts I make exposing scammers and teaching people how to speak English properly. I wonder why...

MODS - VICTIMIZATION AND LIBEL AND CRIMINAL OFFENSES. TIME TO BAN AMERICANWRITER AND WRT I FEEL
OxbridgeExpert   
Nov 12, 2009

Go take a 'hike' yourself WritersBeware you piece of scum great big nothing.

You are a nobody. GOT THAT? A retarded, moronic, ill-educated nobody. YOur telling people here what to do as though you had ANY authority is sad, funny and exhibits your SERIOUS issues with paranoid delusions of grandeur (mental illness, in other words).

And I told you before boy - stop talking to yourself in the mirror eh: "There is nothing intellectual about your pointless, off-topic posts". Talking to yourself proves you are a mad little crazy...

Now WB - get lost, tosser.
OxbridgeExpert   
Nov 08, 2009

Phleeksie believes that an accent and a dialect and the same thing! Hehehe! WHAT A RETARD!

AND I am still waiting for any evidence you care to post loser yto show i am someone called Melissa in Australia. You are obviously used to believing in lies for which there is no evidence - and thus ALL of your posts are invalid arguments.

As I said retard:

YOU LOSE. I WIN.

Of course, WritersBeware is connected to the essay scam site ********* - care to ask him to deny it eh?

You people really are sheep aren't you?

KNOW WHEN YOU ARE BEATEN LOSER BOY - AND DO TRY TO LEARN HOW TO USE ENGLISH TO A BASIC LEVEL IN YOUR LIFE, AT LEAST

Fool.
OxbridgeExpert   
Nov 08, 2009
Writing Careers / Who can call English their own? [138]

ASIAN WRITER - YOU KNOW IT REALLY WOULD BE BEST FOR YOU IF YOU SHUT YOUR GOB AND LISTENED TO YOUR INTELLECTUAL SUPERIORS WHO KNOW HOW TO USE THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE PROPERLY - YOUR BOYFRIEND IN ABERDEEN CANNOT AND SHOULD BE SACKED - AND NO-ONE ELSE CAN HERE EITHER.

BUT YOUR UNWILLINGNESS TO LEARN MEANS YOU WILL STAY STUPID ALL YOUR LIFE. SAD REALLY.

AS IS YOUR USE OF THE RACIST TERM ABO AND YOUR ASSUMPTION THAT I AM AN AUSTRALIAN CALLED MELISSA WHEN THERE IS ABSOLUTELY NO EVIDENCE TO BELIEVE THAT - OH BUT I FORGOT, YOU ARE JUST A SLAVE TO OTHERS' OPINIONS AND ARE DESPERATE TO BELONG SO YOU SWALLOW ANY FALSE ACCUSATION ON HERE!

NO WONDER PEOPLE NEVER TRUST THE ASIANS!

NOW GO AWAY AND SERVE THAT CUSTOMER A BANANA LADYBOY!!!

OxbridgeExpert   
Nov 08, 2009

Calling people 'Abo' (for Aborigine) is the WORST racist insult you can use in Australia. However, I am not Australian and so do not care if you choose to expose yourself as a little racist Asian - the Asians are probably only matched in their utter racism by the Americans.

You Asian Writer will stay stupid all your life - and your English and education will never improve. Do I care? No. Your 'friend' in Aberdeen is a moron too - no wonder he is your boyfriend ladyboy loser. You are so insecure you just agree with the crowd - typical Asian. You really are just like ants, aren't you...

Have you posted ANY evidence that I am Melissa and Australian? No. So you believe things with no evidence? Yes. YOU ARE THEREFORE A MORON

WRT, WB, ASIANIDIOT et al - YOU ALL LOSE. I WIN.

SAD SAD SAD

NOW I SHALL LEAVE YOU TO ROT IN YOUR SCUMBAG CESSPIT.

OxbridgeExpert   
Nov 08, 2009
Writing Careers / Who can call English their own? [138]

Mod, I think that I've proven my point quite clearly. I would like this scumbag scamming creature WritersBeware gone. I refuse to actively participate in this forum if the ignorant, hateful, blatantly racist creature remains. I will not expose myself-or anyone else in my home-to its ugliness any longer. When I see a distinct sign that you have banned the creature, I will once again contribute. WritersBeware threatens, abuses and libels others without reason, and also is closely connected with a scam essay site called *********. PLEASE ban scammers Mods!

QED

I WIN. YOU LOSE. I AM PROVEN RIGHT. THANK YOU.
OxbridgeExpert   
Nov 08, 2009

USAGE OF LANGUAGE TO MIMIC AND PARODY RACIST DUMB AMERICANS IS NOT IN THE LEAST RACIST - OF COURSE RACIST AMERICAN SCUM WITH THEIR ISSUES CANNOT GRASP THAT. NI#$ER IS THE WORD YOU USE WHITE TRASH, SO I PARROT YOU TO MICK AND EXPOSE YOUR DUMB RACIST CULTURE

A GOOD FACT IS WORTH REPEATING:

For me it's simple - one idiot claimed personX is Melissa. Then another idiot (related to the first one) said he agrees. Then their buddy confirmed it (only because he wants to feel better about himself and is looking for friends).

Of course the volume of posts of the three stooges is greater than one poster's posts (even though s/he sent several KO punches LOL). But it doesn't change the fact the three stooges are and will always be wrong


QED
OxbridgeExpert   
Nov 08, 2009
Writing Careers / Who can call English their own? [138]

WritersBeware is an Illiterate, ill-educated, lying, libellous, retarded American twit and I shall certainly not read a word of the utterly incorrect and erroneous retarded messages he posts. He is a GREAT BIG NOTHING who thinks he knows everything - like most dumb Amercicans. Also, he has connections with scam essay site *********. Care to deny that WB?

PUNCTATION has NO FIXED RULES and is entirely dependent on context - it is all about what is appropriate. Any other opinion is garbage. No change there then from retarded American tossers on here.

WritersBeware is an ignorant and ill-educated retard - his views mean NOTHING AT ALL

YOU ARE WRONG; I AM RIGHT. END OF.

Your posts prove that. But I DO NOT CARE if you want to stay stupid - in America, that is standard for all people, so you must fit in real well nig er-hater.

QED

My points are ALL proven by your dumb responses.

I am right and I do not respond to filthy scumbag morons who think they know better than I.

But thank you WB - I shall use your post to illustrate to my students that a little learning is a very dangerous thing and to show just how many people simply cannot use the English language properly.

RETARD!

So SAD and yet SO FUNNY!!!!!!!!!! HA HA HA!!!!!!!

HILARIOUS!!!!!

IGNORANT!

WB - are you EFL by any chance? Coz you speekie deee Enger-wish like dem person do in dat ghetto like dem nig gaz who dem not speekie good right?

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!

WRITERSBEWARE - NOT ONLY ARE YOU AN ESSAY SCAMMER WHO SCAMS STUDENTS VIA ********* - YOU ARE ALSO A RETARDED ILLITERATE IGNORANT MORONIC CRETIN!!!

UTTER RETARDED SCUM

HA HA HA! GOD I FEEL SO EDUCATED WHEN READING YOUR PIDGIN INGER-WISH!!!!

GO BACK TO SCHOOL DUMBBOY - AND LEARN THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE - OH BUT I FORGOT, TEACHERS IN THE UNITED STATES OF RETARDS ARE JUST AS ILLITERATE AS YOU!!!!!!!!!

ARRRRRGGGGGHHHHHHH! AMERICAN TRASH ALERT!!!!!!
OxbridgeExpert   
Nov 08, 2009

A GOOD FACT IS WORTH REPEATING:

For me it's simple - one idiot claimed personX is Melissa. Then another idiot (related to the first one) said he agrees. Then their buddy confirmed it (only because he wants to feel better about himself and is looking for friends).

Of course the volume of posts of the three stooges is greater than one poster's posts (even though s/he sent several KO punches LOL). But it doesn't change the fact the three stooges are and will always be wrong.


QED
OxbridgeExpert   
Nov 08, 2009
Writing Careers / Who can call English their own? [138]

WRT - CHOSEN TO STAY STUPID I SEE!

My GOD I am having such a laugh at your expense here - in fact, we are all sitting around laughing our heads off at What a Retarded Tosser!

Ignorant, ill-educated, retarded, moronic, lying, little gobshi.

Go Melissa! KILL THE C!
OxbridgeExpert   
Nov 08, 2009

WRT - I do not waste my time reading your retarded posts, so you are just wasting your time spouting your lies on here.

No evidence again I see - Just more attempts to malign and threaten, and accuse others of being people they are not and doing what they have not done.

GOOD FOR MELISSA - for her to have an enemy of retards on here makes her my FRIEND! I hope she puts a spell on all you scumbags. He he he!

As I said before WRT Retard boy:

PUT UP OR SHUT UP

SHUT UP EH? YOU ARE MAKING SUCH A FOOL OF YOURSELF TOSSER BOY

BUT EMPTY VESSELS MAKE THE MOST NOISE EH?

ONE PIECE OF EVIDENCE PLEASE THAT WHAT YOU SAY IS TRUE. JUST ONE PIECE OF REAL - AND I MEAN REAL - EVIDENCE

Oh but there I NONE! So you just spout your vomit and **** and lies out of that a|hole called your mouth because because you do not know what else to do - SAD SAD SAD!

A GOOD FACT IS WORTH REPEATING:

For me it's simple - one idiot claimed personX is Melissa. Then another idiot (related to the first one) said he agrees. Then their buddy confirmed it (only because he wants to feel better about himself and is looking for friends).

Of course the volume of posts of the three stooges is greater than one poster's posts (even though s/he sent several KO punches LOL). But it doesn't change the fact the three stooges are and will always be wrong.


QED
OxbridgeExpert   
Nov 08, 2009
Writing Careers / Who can call English their own? [138]

AsianWriter

YOUR 'FRIEND' AT ABERDEEN UNIVERSITY IS WRONG - END OF! You may think he is more crredible than I am but you are wrong. Aberdeen used to be a good university too - no longer I fear if they employ illiterates to teach English. Tsss.

'Many fewer people' is grammatically correct. Now, of you want to side with mediocre lecturers then that is your choice - but it's like the blind leading the blind. But be aware, I am far more educated than most - including lecturers ('professors' as you wrongly state), and so you should really just shut up and admit you are wrong. Or you will stay an ignorant pidgin English speaker all your life. Your choice.

My punctuation IS NOT WRONG! How many time do I have to tell you? (Are you specail needs or a slow learner? You are certainly acting like one!) Punctuation is NOT fixed - it is ALL ABOUT CONTEXT! There are NO FIRM AND FAST RULES AS THERE ARE IN SPELLING!

So my little yellow friend, in the context of a cheap little message board full of retards - one can use any punctuation or lack thereof that one wishes. It is APPROPRIATE USAGE FOR THE CONTEXT.

There is not punctuation on English used in signage.

For formal English, formal punctuation is needed - such as semi-colons (;).

In a legal context, commas are never used because of the ambiguity they can cause.

Your truly DUMB accusation of my "blaring punctuation mistakes" (You mean 'glaring' actually - mistakes are not a car horn) I supposedly make IS ABSURD - because on a message board like this - an informal, online context - THERE IS NO SUCH THING!!!!

Very few people can write excellent formal English with perfect spelling and punctuation - but I can. This however is NOT the context in which to write or punctuate like that. DO YOU UNDERSTAND OR DO YOU WANT SOME EXTRA LESSONS? And by the way, what I say DOES NOT contradict the Oxford dictionary AT ALL! LIES from you too as well as the usual retard suspects here. I have over 20 dictionatries and so I know my stuff BOY!

Stay stupid and ignorant of you want Asian Writer. Your choice. Most people are stupid and cannot use the English language well or appropriately. I can. That however puts me in a small minority so it is no surprise then to find ill-educated and ignorant people, and those who think their degrees from retard universities make them right, disagreeing with me. In fact, au contraire - THEY PROVE THAT I AM RIGHT.

MANY FEWER PEOPLE is correct. As is MANY MORE PEOPLE. As is MUCH LESS/MORE COFFEE. Can you see now? One cannot say MUCH LESS PEOPLE because PEOPLE acts as a plural noun. YOUR RETARDED LECTURER IN ABERDEEN IS WRONG WRONG WRONG. END OF. Tssss. The Morons in academia these days - he probably bought his degree online anyway...

A comma (Or COMA!!!! AS WRT SAYS! HA HA HA WRT!!!!! HA HA HA!!!!) CANNOT join separate clause except in certain cases

A dialect and an accent are NOT the same thing - and we have both in English.

There are NO fixed rules for punctuation: it ALL depends on the context in which English is used. Appropriate punctuation is what is required - always.

Punctuation cannot have an S on the end because it is an uncountable or mass noun.

If you learn these facts, your English may improve. If not, you'll stay ignorant and a poor user of English.

Me learny the In-gwish... Yeah right... THEN START LEARNING IT PROPERLY FROM AN EXPERT!

Or stay stupid. Your choice.
OxbridgeExpert   
Nov 08, 2009

WritersBeware - the biggest BS merchant on here ever - please TELL US about your connection with the essay site *********. Do you deny that you are connected with it? That would be EXTREMELY relevant to the fact that you libel and malign so many other essay sites on here - your cometition, non? Just another corrupt and retarded American I guess - from the United States of Retards.

WRT - you are an obsessive moron retard who THINKS he knows history but is just another ignorant and ill-read mediocrity. You ALSO take remarks out of context (a sure sign of a liar and desperate loser in any debate) - for example, you NOWHERE mention that when I states 'I am Melissa' it was CLEARLY said ironically as a response to your absurd accusations. But then, we all know you are a liar and a deceitful BS merchant too. To be expected from a liar like you I suppose. I pity your mother; it must have been hard when her father raped her to produce a runt like you.

Arrogant Alex20 - you are just another Slavic slave boy to others. I pity you. You will stay a moron all your life because you refuse to learn that you are wrong. Ukraine - ah yes - and what is your biggest export? Oh yes - cheap w*0res! You must be so proud! I see you are sucking arse too in your great w*0re tradition - suck suck suck littel boy. No shame. Pathetic.

Asian Writer - you are obviously not learning from my posts and would prefer to feel secure by joining the gange of liars on here and accusing me of being Melissa. Typical Phillipino w*0re really. Why mention the word 'abo'? I have told you AGAIN AND AGAIN that I am not Melissa - but you prefer to side with the liars and morons and illiterates. Typical Philippino w*0re, as I said.

I pity you all. Sad, sick, retarded, mentally deranged losers. No wonder you're all unemployable!

Stu4 - the ONLY other intelligent poster on here. How jewels stand out in a pile of shi!

As Stu4 so rightly says, there is NO EVIDENCE other than the rantings of a sad gang of retards that I am called Melissa and live in Australia. And yet, these retards think this accusation they make without evidence is evidence! MY GOD! I pity anyone who has the misfortune to waste their money buying an essay written by these ignorant illiterates. They must just give and opinion in an essay - and consider that is evidence in itself! NEVER buy an essay from these illiterate retards, people. Make a point; then give evidnence: if you can't do that YOU CANNOT WRITE AN ESSAY WORTH READING! And I say that as a highly educated and literate academic. YOU ALL FAIL!

WRT - READ YOUR OWN (GOOGLED) WORDS:

"While many have been known to live and die by the truth, a certain poster lives by motto: "I cannot tell what the truth may be, I tell the tale as it best suites me."

YES AND THAT POSTER IS YOU WRT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You tell a tale (that I am supposedly called Melissa, am female, live in Australia - all three WRONG) and keep lying and maligning me because you in your thick sick little mind CANNOT ACCEPT that you are wrong. Your opinion is NOT the truth you retard! WritersBeware always does this too - accuses people of things, then when they deny it, takes that as evidence of the rightness of his libellous accusations!

You really are an uneducated bunch of retarded tossers. SAD SAD SAD. But funny too. Because when you insult Melissa, you do not insult me; and when you threaten her, you do not threaten me either; when you say you'll do this or that to Melissa it DOES NOT AFFECT ME IN THE SLIGHTEST!!!! Can you not see how truly PATHETIC that makes you in your little mob! You RETARDS! SOOOOOO SAD! Funny too though - for me, laughing AT you. HA HA HA! Such deluded souls!

I suppose this kind of disregard of evidence is why you Americans are only best in the world at one thing: MURDERING INNOCENT 'NI#$ERS' (as you would say like the racist inbred scum you are)!

And WRT - ALL my points on history and the English language are correct. Just because most here do not believe them does NOT prove they are wrong; in fact, quite the contrary - when retarded and ignorant morons say what one says is wrong, then that proves one is right - or at least suggest it very strongly.

And WRT - and idiot can Google and copy and paste quotes from literature. REAL idiots post quotes that show them for the hypocrites they are. But you retard, you CANNOT EVEN SPELL THE WORD 'INDEPENDENT'!!! So your opinion counts for nothing! By the way, I have actually READ Shakespeare and Walter Scott - unlike you, Google w*0re.

AS WB SAYS:

"I'm still waiting on that "evidence" of yours. Post it, COWARDLY LIAR!"

PRACTISE WHAT YOU PREACH LIARS AND SCUMBAGS!

You have postedNO EVIDENCE WHATSOEVER - and I mean EVIDENCE, not your twisted, paranoid, mental patient opinion and lies masquerading as fact - that I am Melissa, live in Australia, or even that I am female! So you RETARDS, as Churchill said to scum like you:

PUT UP OR SHUT UP

Only two people worth reading on here: me and Stu4

I know, you see, that WritersBeware is connected with *********, and also that most posters on this site are connected with essay sites (visitors here should please take note), and moreover that THIS SITE ITSELF is owned and run by SCAM essay site owners.

They are facts you see - not opinions or lies.

If you think I am someone I am not THEN POST THE EVIDENCE! Difficult thing ro do that, because THERE IS NONE! I know that doesn't stop you fat stupid Americans from starting wars or frying innocent ni#$ers for crimes they did not do - but I am not in the United States of A (THANK GOD!) I am in the UK - the true creator of the law, democracy and all that is best in the modern world. What are Americans best at? Cheating, lying, being fat and ugly, producing the ugliest w*0re women in the world, shooting innocent people, starting wars based on lies... Anything else? Errrr... NO. What sad bunch of retards you are. I pity you.

So retards I shall say again:

PUT UP OR SHUT UP

A GOOD FACT IS WORTH REPEATING:

For me it's simple - one idiot claimed personX is Melissa. Then another idiot (related to the first one) said he agrees. Then their buddy confirmed it (only because he wants to feel better about himself and is looking for friends).

Of course the volume of posts of the three stooges is greater than one poster's posts (even though s/he sent several KO punches LOL). But it doesn't change the fact the three stooges are and will always be wrong.


Asian Writer said:

"First of all, chopsuey was invented by the Americans, not the Chinese. I think it was way back in the 1940's. It was an attempt by some Americans to imitate Chinese cooking. After that, the Chinese started to claim it as their own, and the Americans let them. In fact, "chopsuey" isn't even a Chinese word."

Yes I know ALL of that matey - nowhere did I say Chop Suey was a Chinese dish or word, but the word is used to describe a culture actually - Chop Suey Culture.

Kowtow IS a Chinese word, however - and that is what you are doing to the liars and idiots here.

You said you were Asian - that can mean so many things. In the UK it means Indian or Pakistani; in the United States of Racists it means Chinese or Korean usually. As your language use was obviously south-east Asian I presumed you were Chinese. I am so sorry. I should have called you a banana-munching Philippino ladyboy cheap little c-sucking w*0re instead. Tell, did your catholic priest rape you? I hear that's a Philippino tradition - raping little boys. No wonder they dress up and become lady boys! You'd love The United States of Pdos for SURE!

Do not forget, I am massively educated in language and history. You need tro learn MY lessons, NOT vice-versa.

Or stay ignorant little lady boy and spend your life saying 'me love you long time' to fat sex tourists fro the United States of Child Rapists. Your choice.
OxbridgeExpert   
Nov 07, 2009
Writing Careers / Who can call English their own? [138]

Time to know when you are beaten WRT.

If you were a man, you'd know that.

As I said, PUT UP or SHUT UP.

But stop prattling on and on and on with your tedious accusatory rants. And PLEASE look up 'evidence' in a dictionary eh? Look up 'opinion' too. These are NOT the same. If you have learnt that from this message board, then you have been a very good little boy.

Best really if you just F off eh? You have shown yourself to be a retard - a fool, an abusive, ignorant, libellous tosser.

I shall not now or ever answer your demands or questions. Why? Because you are most definitely not worth it, Melissa.

So grow up and accept that you have lost the argument. That is what a man would do... In Britain, at least.

PUT UP OR SHUT UP MAN!
OxbridgeExpert   
Nov 07, 2009
Writing Careers / Who can call English their own? [138]

AsianWriter - for your information I am an English lecturer, an author and a member of the Royal Society. So don't believe me then. Your loss matey. Stay ignorant if you want.

By the way there is NO SUCH WORD AS 'punctations' - it is a mass noun so cannot be plural with an S.

Also you said:

"Signs? I thought this was about essays and papers."

No this is about the USAGE OF THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE. You are mistaken. I made good points. Learn if you want or stay ignorant. YOUR CHOICE. I care not either way. I TEACH THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE YOU MORON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I have WRITTEN BOOKS AND PAPERS ON IT. I AM RIGHT. END OF.

And by the way, there is not such thing as 'Scotts'; you mean 'Scottish' or - old-fashioned, this - 'Scots'.

Learn or Ignore my little foreign friend. Your call.

Arrogant Alex20 - SHUT UP YOU MORON! You are an EFL speaker! I am not. I am a highluy educated professor of English - and YES that may mean MOST OF YOUR FRIENDS ARE WRONG, MELISSA. Because I am way more literate than most - and most people cannot use English properly.

Listen twerp - I do not teach you how to speak Russian, even though I know some, so please just shut you ignorant little mouth before you make an even bigger fool of yourself than you have already.

I have never confused Russia with Ukraine. Both countries are shiholes. And this site is run by scammers from there too. I'll get banned. I care not. Do you think I care about this forum? And I have already posted with many names already and been banned - ooooo I am so scared. GROW UP ALEXEI LITTLE BOY!

AS I SAID: Punctuation is ALL about context and style; there are NO hard and fixed rules. In a context such as a message board populated by retards, one does not need to write formal English with lots of punctuation.

And anyway the first rule of punctuation is: WHEN IN DOUBT LEAVE IT OUT. EFL students ALWAYS use way too much to TRY AND SOUND CLEVER WHEN THEY ARE NOT. Remind you of anyone? Americans. Yes that's right.

Punctuation and vocabulary and style should change according to context. ALWAYS.

Accent is NOT the same thing as dialect.

One does NOT spell INDEPENANT with an A.

'Many fewer people' is correct English usage.

I am NOT Melissa or Australian.

Your choice is you want to learn or stay ignorant. Probably you'll stay ignorant. Thus, you will never be truly educated. Losers. Believe ignorant office drones or morons like WRT etc if you want. STAY STUPID. Your choice.
OxbridgeExpert   
Nov 07, 2009

AsianWriter 0 I am calm and collected, but can insult morons when I choose - as Churchill insulted Hitler, or Shakespeare's good characters insulted the bad ones.

And please - it is not a good thing to stereotype. I could say: "I thought southeast Asians were always working in chop suey restaurants, and marrying their cousins and saying things like 'me no speaky Ing-gwish' and 'me likey special flied lice...ah soh...'" Oh and they always wear thick glasses - or as they may say gwass-ses.

As I said before to the liar retard scum on here:

People should PUT UP OR SHUT UP (this is a political expression used by many over the past century including Churchill actually - it means 'give the evidence or butt out'). I repeat:

PUT UP OR SHUT UP
OxbridgeExpert   
Nov 07, 2009

WRT - you piece of slime!

I can and do post whatever and whenever and wherever I want.

If someone accuses me of something - then I respond. Yes that is libel, persecution, a witch hunt of the innocent (look it up retard ignorant boy) - and yes, it is wrong to accuse others of being people they are not and doing things they haven't done.

But hey - don;t let the facts get in the way of a good peasant shouting match eh! No doubt sados like you feel superior in your bullying.

I do not care. This is a message board. Call me whatever you want, I shall call you a C for it. Suits me fine.

I most certainly do NOT have to justify myself to a retarded little s-brain like you, for sure.

And WHY are you on here? Are you Melissa? No. So **** off then c. OK?

AND please admit that you have NO EVIDENCE WHATSOEVER for calling me Melissa in Australia.

PLEASE LOOK UP 'EVIDENCE' IN A DICTIONARY BEFORE PROCEEDING RETARD BOY OR YOU MAKE MAKE A FOOL OF YOURSELF YET AGAIN!

So PUT UP OR SHUT UP little C-sucker boy.
OxbridgeExpert   
Nov 07, 2009
Writing Careers / Who can call English their own? [138]

WHAT A RETARDED TOSSER

So you think - in your tiniest if tiny little minds - that my responding to your gormless post about Melissa somehow 'proves' I am Melissa. By the same token then, your responding to my post about Scotland proves' you are Scottish!!!! DERRRRRR!!! DOHHHHH!!! DUMBO IN THE HOUSE!!!!!!

MORON ALERT! MORON ALERT! RETARDED TOSSER IS IN THE HOUSE!!!!!

SOOOOOOOO STOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPID!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What a prat you are.

As I said before your retard tosser - ask Melissa and she may respond. But she is not posting on this site and I do not blame here - what with vile like you slimy creeping around like snakes.

Tell you what, brain - why don;t you call her up? Ask a grownup how to use a phone if you find it too challenging retard boy.
OxbridgeExpert   
Nov 07, 2009

Ever heard of a straw man argument WRT? Ever heard of paranoid delusions? Ever heard of persecution of the innocent? Evere heard of witchhunts?

No of course not - because YOU ARE A RETARD!

Good for you Melissa to have got all these little boys in such a tizzy fit!

LAYCYAAC!!!
OxbridgeExpert   
Nov 07, 2009
Writing Careers / Who can call English their own? [138]

WRT - if you asked Melissa the perhaps she would tell you. WHAT A RETARDED TOSSER!
OxbridgeExpert   
Nov 07, 2009
Writing Careers / Who can call English their own? [138]

Oh Dear WRT - MORE IGNORANCE FOR ONE ALREADY SO RETARDED.

Listen:

1) independent is actually spelt INDEPENDENT. Children often make that mistake - but those who are highly educated as I am do not. Natch.

2) The decisions was NOT a Scottish one; THAT was the spin that was put out to the media. If Brown had not wanted that to happen then the man would still be in prison. Scotland has VERY few independent powers, is massively subsidized by England, and thus will not and cannot really act alone. Idiot like you of course are too simple-minded to realise how things work.

I am British and proud of it. I should Know You RETARD!

Where do you come from? WANKERLAND? DUMBOSTAN? RETARDVILLE?

Or another planet called PLANET MENTAL CASE?

But wallow in your like fantasy if you want little retard boy - I just find it sad to watch you make SUCH a fool of yourself. I do not believe your 'pretending to be educated' act. YOu are not intelligent or educated. OK? You'll be mush happier if you accept it.

BE YOURSELF WRT - BE A RETARD!

And Melissa - GOOD FOR YOU! If so many utter retards and vile hate you so much, then you must be OK.
OxbridgeExpert   
Nov 07, 2009
Writing Careers / Who can call English their own? [138]

Alex20 the moron slave boy.

I do not need to use Google. You see, loser, I have a first class education - so sort of KNOW THINGS - and as I am British, I know our great history very well indeed.

You of course refuse to learn from your betters so you will remain an ignorant retard forever Alex little ***** boy.

Still, you can still eat soup which you can get free if you suck off grownups as you are doing here...

Sad little boy. Pathetic fool. I pity you.
OxbridgeExpert   
Nov 07, 2009

"I enjoy life and am not suicidal."

That's a real shame WRT - but, fingers crossed for the future eh?

Oh but you have nor said - where is your EVIDENCE that I am Melissa? Where is your evidence that you add anything to the world and that the world would not be a better place without you?

Well?

I'm waiting...

WHAT A RETARDED TOSSER YOU ARE!!!!

Tssss

Idiot!

Melissa I salute you!

If all these retards hate you so much, then you are certainly someone far better than your vile pig retard attackers!
OxbridgeExpert   
Nov 07, 2009
Writing Careers / Who can call English their own? [138]

WRT - Scotland is NOT an independent country you MORON! YOU ARE WRONG YET AGAIN! It has a first minister and a parliament with VERY limited powers indeed.

Brown influences the decision by the Scottish justice minister - because that is how politics works MORON.

Because I am British and highly educated I know such things; because you are a retard and know no history and have no culture, you do not.

SCOTLAND IS NOT INDEPENDENT? England never took that independence - the countires merged and England with Wales gave up their independence to join with Scotland under James I. Then, 300 years ago the Act of Union made it formal.

WRT you really should realise how ignorant you are - so no wonder you get on well with the gang of retards here. I am like a god looking down at worms at play here.

YOU WRT ARE WRONG WRONG WRONG WRONG WRONG - ON ALL COUNTS.

A little learning is indeed a dangerous thing.

SHUT THE F UP YOU RETARD UNTILL YOU LEARN HOW TO READ EH?

IGNORANT PIG!
OxbridgeExpert   
Nov 07, 2009
Writing Careers / Who can call English their own? [138]

Alex20 - go on suck em boy - spout their lies for them. You are not as much of a retard as your owners slave boy.

I am NOT Melissa or Australian.

If you are you slave owners want to spout that lie then it is THEY who are making fools of themselves.

Give proof for your absurd opinion suck-boy. Or shut the F up.

Ukraine is a stupid little non-country. End of. Half the people speak Russian and want to be part of Russia, so you analogy of France and northern Ireland is ridiculous. E- for that particular piece of academic retardation. But you're in good company here slave boy. Perhaps you COULD have said Germany and Austria as an analogy... But then, you didn't because you are are thick.

Ukraine is full of crooks and mafia. And scam essay companies. The rest are in the United States of Scammers and Pakiland.

Ukraine produced the moron called Alex20 after all who refuses to learn from people who are learned and intelligent and prefers the company of liars and morons who talk crap. You are not worth it boy - you are a NOTHING and will always remain one. Like you stupid little non-country - home of w*0res and the mafia. And soup. God what an awful hellhole Ukraine is. GO RUSSIA - blow the stupid little non-country and its retard people to pieces!

Now - where is YOUR evidence Alex the Slave C sucker that YOU are not Melissa in Australia?
If you cannot prove that you are not Melissa - then YOU ARE MELISSA!!!!!!!!

Can you ALL not see HOW STUPID YOU ALL SOUND!!!!????

Obviously not.

Oh but I forgot - you are all retards and paranoid lunatics.

Keep barking at the moon sas.

Still laughing AT here. Fools.

I hope Melissa puts a spell on you all!
OxbridgeExpert   
Nov 07, 2009

"You are Melissa and you are just dying to know how we know, what evidence we have. "

WRT

You have NO evidence YOU RETARDED C!

So PLEEEEAAASE Sue Melissa - because that does NOT affect me in the slightest.

You see **** boy - I am not called Melissa. And just because some retard has accused me of being Melissa - that is NOT evidence.

Go and kill yourself Pdoboy WRT - or someone may just come do it for you.

Melissa for example.

Good luck to her! I hope she roasts you all!
OxbridgeExpert   
Nov 07, 2009
Writing Careers / Who can call English their own? [138]

Alex20 the EFL Russian boy. Listen sonny, you may be able to quote Fowler - as anyone can - but in relation to YOUR sentence YOU USED THE COMMA WRONGLY; you CANNOT link THOSE two clauses by using a comma - there are of course exmaples where you can.

My advice - do NOT waste you roubles on going b ack to school. If you are not prepared to learn, you are not worth teaching!!! (PLEASE NOTE - THAT is how a comma can connect two clauses you dumb Russian!).

Please also note: my rudeness is only in response to insults and abuse and libel and l.ies against me. I am justified. My retarded libellous paranoid deluded attackers are not.

WRT - pleass just go and take an overdose you moron. The worl will be a better place without paranoid mentalist liars like you.

Please post evidence that I am called Melissa and am Australian.

I am British and male - and I do not have to justify that or anything else to a retard like you who is not fit to lick my feet or wipe my arse.

Alex20 - a new moron to the board. May I recommend you go back to Kindegarten and take you sugar daddy with you. Lick him boy! Lick lick lick! No wonder you Russians and slavs/SLAVES - you have no original thought or self-respect.

Thank the lord I am British!

WRT - please be aware that I ignore all your pathetic paranoid mentalist lies so your comment: "Oxbridge, I left numerous remarks all over the board which only a Brit would understand. They had zero effect on you." Is ABSURD!!!!!!

You are no detective What a Retarded Tosser. So please do not try to be clever - you are not and will never be and will just make a fool of yourself.

I AM LAUGHING AT YOU BOY NOT WITH YOU! Some people should never have been born. You, for example.

Prove to me that I am not me! Prove to me that YOU ( a retard tosser) know more about me than I do.

If not - then F and suck Alex out as he is doing to you. Disgusting filth! You deserve each other. Get a disease eh and die - then we will no longer have to put up with your presence in the world.

Prove to me why you should be alive WRT. Prove that the world would be a worse place without you!

Prove that you are not Melissa! Prove to me that you are not Australian.

U R A CNT! End of.

Alex20 - the United States of Retards has the MOST EXPENSIVE business schools in the world. Some consider themselves the best - but then, American BS merchants think they are the best in everything in their deluded little American dream! Pathetic and sad really.

Business schools in the USA will teach you to be completely amoral, how to be a nazi fascist and exploit people, and to creat a system which has just plunged the whole world into recession.

Yeah right - those American business schools are the best in the world AT MESSING UP THE WORLD ECONOMY AND TEACHING PEOPLE HOW TO BE FASCISTIC FILTH.

But bearing in mind Russia is a country of crooks and mafiosi and your president is an amoral dictator and Russians have no culture and only care about money no matter how many they kill and torture - I am sure you will LOVE the US business schools experience.

Russians are also all massively racist - like the *****-killing Americans. Let;s home a home boy doesn;t shoot you eh.... On the other hand...
OxbridgeExpert   
Nov 07, 2009
Writing Careers / Who can call English their own? [138]

I stand by what I say:

"There are NO DEFINITIVE RULES TO PUNCTUATION. That is a fact. Context is all."

Orthography has definite rules (since the 17th/18th centuries); punctuation does NOT: context is all.

Asian Writer - you say: "It's true that punctuations are sometimes flexible; but there are some definitive rules. For instance, a period is still used to end a sentence and a question-mark is still used at the end of a question. These, I believe are definitive rules."

But you forget about context. For example, there are no full stops (American:period) at the ends of sentences in signs - look next time you are in a British supermarket or shopping centre! Same with question marks - sometimes questions can carry no question mark: eg "where do you want to go today"

Also commas can be used, semi-colons, colons, dashes - or no punctuation at all - at the end of a sentence or question. The English language in particular is flexible and malleable, which is one reason it is the international language and so good for literature, songs, poetry etc.

A text message may have no punctuation - and that is fine; a message on a message board may have no commas and that is fine; academic or legal English has more punctuation, but also a more latinate and formal vocabulary, longer sentences, longer paragraphs, no contracted forms and many other features not found in a message board context - which is essentially a virtual verbal exchange. The punctuation is a minor part of differences in register in English.

Commas indeed can sometimes change meaning - but in general, the less they are used the better; poor users of English llike those posting here will typically overuse commas.

I am extremely well qualified in the English language, y'see - so perhaps best to accept the views of your intellectual superiors WRT et al. Some of us know what we're talking about. You do not.

Still laughing at COMAS though - HA HA HA - really WRT, if you do not even know how to spell COMMA then you should butt out and go back to school. Primary school! HA HA HA HA HA!!!!

Please let us know the 'facts in your world' you retarded twit! For example, evidence that I am not British or am female or am called M...you know who? You are a stranger to facts, WRT - What a Retarded Tosser you are!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Now go away and get an education - then, in a few years, you may reach about half my IQ level and you will realise that facts need evidence to back them up, not just mouthy littel saddos on a sad scummy scammy message board. What a Retarded Tosser!!!!!

WRT - can you spell 'comma' now? Please write out 1000 times and see me tomorrow. Little boys eh...

Alex20 - shame your example doesn't really translate from the Russian well; also, punctuation and placing of commas varies between languages. A better example (in English) to show how a comma can change meaning would be:

she speaks French naturally (adverb meaning 'in a natural way)
she speaks French, naturally (adverb meaning 'of course')

Please take no notice all EFL speakers of the retarded, ill-educated and - quite frankly - WRONG WRONG WRONG advice on the English langauge from American retards here: WRT cannot even spell 'comma' and believes there are fixed rules and context has no importance (all wrong); Phleeks believes an accent and a dialect are the same thing (wrong wrong wrong!). Learning from idiots ina COMA who do not know what they are talking about is less than worthless.

Alex 20

You said (rather pointlessly):

"Sorry to interrupt your scholarly sweet-talk with 106 posts and just two references, let me ask a quick question (asking out of genuine and sincere interest) does all this anger and hatred come together with a superior British diploma?"

I shall use that as an example of how NOT to use the comma. After 'references' there should be a full stop, a semi-colon, a dash - or a conjunction such as 'so' or 'and'. YOu cannot in English use a comma to connect two clauses like this.

And please know, that in British English we do not talk of diplomas - at university we get degrees, not diplomas - the latter mean nothing really because any private business school or English school can just print their own. But a degree BA (Hons) or BSc (Hons) means something - though not much any more now so many have degrees. So where you studied is important now, and lots of people are forced to do Master's just to stand out from the crowd (and many of these MAs and MScs are easy peasy too).

Sadly, for money reasons, we in the UK and our universities are dumbing down - but thank F not as much as The United States of Dumbos....
OxbridgeExpert   
Nov 07, 2009

WritersBeware is Melissa

WRT is Melissa

americanwriter is Melissa

Barrak Obama is Melissa

Venus Williams is Melissa

Meryl Streep is Melissa

What evidence do I have? None. But I say it as an opinion so it must be true!

You see MELISSAS - you are MELISSAS and THAT is a FACT!

You see how DUMB you all sound? Spouting drivel with no evidence? LISTEN TO YOURSELVES! Utter utter retarded scumbag morons!

You see, we intelligent people give evidence for anything we say: we do that is essays too, you see, to get high marks - and it is rather essential. Saying something - or shouting it - and having your equally retarded supporters agree with you does NOT make it true. DO YOU SEE NOW YOU SCUMBRAINED TWIT? Good Grief...

FACT: I am not Melissa and do not live in Australia; I am British and like in the UK and am far more educated than any American retard here, for sure!

Really, these twits know no history or science and have no clue at all about how to use the English language properly. Tss. Thank SH I'm not a dumb American - feeding my adipose body and mind with junk! What an awful country!

WRT et al - you are a retarded little twit you have bought into the paranoid boogie man fantasy of the mentalist WritersBeware (who actually is connected with scam essay site ********* so always disparages all competition on here).

Grown-ups realise that just saying something is true does not make it so; the retards here have made me realise that fantasists like Michael Jackson are not unusual at all in The United States of Retards. You probably all think you've seen UFOS and been abducted by aliens too!!! There there - stay in your neverland with your little kiddies to cuddle you... Sickos!

Americans eh! Everytime you open your big fat ugly mouths you vomit lies into the world, just like your rapist fascist liar terrorist presidents. Yur culture, I suppose. POOR YOU!

Mods - please address the issue of libel on this board or someone else may take action themselves
OxbridgeExpert   
Nov 06, 2009

american writer - you prove all my points that Americans are RETARDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HA HA HA HA HA

I have never been to Australia.

I am not called Melissa.

No-one has posted ANY evidence here that I am.

But LOTS AND LOTS of PARANOID DELUSIONAL MENTALISTS have spent DAYS telling me that I am called Melissa!!!!!! Their evidence? JUST BECAUSE THEY SHOUT LIKE LUNATICS AND I DENY THAT I AM - that is probably proof in the United States of Murderers when you kill all those innocent black people every week, but in the UK we have REAL law. Not fascist law like you.

Now go support you terrorist scumbag rapist Kennedy liar family you ignorant and pathetic little runt. You do know they bought arms from Libya to kill innocent Irish people doncha? No? IGNORANT LITTLE SCUMBAG! I hope Al Quaeda get you, little boy!

Please continue insulting Australia like the mentalist, unbalanced crazy you are. I don't care. In fact I don't care how much you or your moron mates lie and libel on here. You are ALL just making SUCH fools of yourselves! And I find lunatics VERY funny indeed - when they think they are sane! It's like Bedlam here! Watch the loonies make their noises and all agree with each other to 'prove' their delusions.

Maybe you should sell tickets, american tosser! Take those tablets eh - preferably a bottle full so the world will no longer have to waste resources on a useless scumbrained prat like you.

So funny! So sad and pathetic! HA HA HA HA HA!
OxbridgeExpert   
Nov 05, 2009
Writing Careers / Who can call English their own? [138]

WRT - listen you cretin: I know more about the English language than 99.9% of people, and certainly more than retards like Phleeky (he thinks an accent and a dialcet are the same HA HA HA HA HA what a MORON!).

There are NO DEFINITIVE RULES TO PUNCTUATUON. That is a fact. Context is all. YOU are a fool.

If you want to wallow in illterate ignorance - your problem boy. Not mine. In fact I find it hilarious that the more ignorant people are the more they tend to be sure of themselves and go around yelling at others about how their errors and correct, MOST amusing for someone with an intellect about ten times anyone's here.

SO funny - and yet SO sad. Ahhh bless...

I pity any poor sod who gets their essays written by the retards here!!!! They must fail BADLY for their illiteracy and ignorance.
OxbridgeExpert   
Nov 05, 2009

WB is the biggest BSer and tosser of them all - neither s/he, nor you, nor all the other retards know a thing about the law or anything else - which is why you spend time licking each other out on here, eh WRT you dirty little street dog!

You all think 'evidence' means shouting your ignorant opinions! Some of us know case law boy - and legal precedent - and much more besides.

Some of us know WritersBeware has connections with scam essay site *********. Oh yeah baby. Deny it if you dare, scambag!

Sad mental patients all. Perhaps concentration camps were a good idea after all for scammy scum like you lot.
OxbridgeExpert   
Nov 05, 2009
General Talk / ESL Essay Lecturers!!! [51]

You my equal WRT? - HA HA HA HA HA - you are the slime on the turd on the sole of my boots you scumbag slanderous lying retard. You will never ever be my equal but just an inferior piece of retarded filth - and yes you are a retard and a tosser both.

Or should I call you Melissa? It seems NEITHER of you has any balls, after all!!!!

Liars are just cowards who talk too much matey.
OxbridgeExpert   
Nov 05, 2009

Oh but I thought that all these moral essay companies sold students essays just to use as models and no students were handing in their essays as their own.

It seems many here are mistaken after all.

And surely students who - for example - use stolen credit cards deserve anything the get from any company? And students who try and blatantly cheat don't deserve to be at university? Surely they just devalue education and cheat all other students?

Thank you dreamer for sharing your dream...
OxbridgeExpert   
Nov 05, 2009
General Talk / ESL Essay Lecturers!!! [51]

What a Retard Tosser

Do shut up you silly little prat.

First, I have made no racist comments - making false accusations of racism could get YOU into trouble big time boy.

Second, you have shown you know nothing about anything - especially the law.

Third, thousands of Americans including the Kennedys were and are terrorists. How about we arrest them all eh?

Now go away little boy and take your meds.

IGNORANT FOOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
OxbridgeExpert   
Nov 05, 2009

WRT - What a Retarded Tosser is your full name.

Ted Kennedy supported and funded the IRA who killed innocent men, women and children in Ireland and the UK. He was an evil and mean hypocrite and I hope he and his family die in the same ways as his victims. And then the piece of scum has the nerve to criticie the Brits for releasing the alleged lockerbie bomber - when Ted Kennedy was a terrorist himself!!! I spit on hnis filthy scummy grave and hope he rots in hell.

But then you probably support terrorists killing innocent people - it's something of a tradition in the United States of A-holes I believe.

Proof that WRT is a moron is plentiful on here today!!!!!!!!!!!! HA HA HA HA HA!

What an utter retarded tosser you are.
OxbridgeExpert   
Nov 05, 2009
Writing Careers / Who can call English their own? [138]

WRT - HA HA HA HA HA!

There you go trying to be clever - but wait, what a moron do we have here: he appears to be in a COMA!!!! That must be why he spouts piffle like a retarded twit!

By the way retard, the first rule of COMMAS is IF IN DOUBT LEAVE IT OUT - people of low liguistic and academic ability tend to overuse them. There are NO definite 'rules' to using punctuation - it depends on context and style. FOOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

NOT using commas much in the CONTEXT of a slummy scammy absurb message board context is perfectly acceptable - and actually to be advised for advanced users of English. For more formal and academic Enlisg one would use - but NOT overuse - commas. One would NEVER use COMAS however. HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!! MOOOOORRRRRRROOOOONNNNN!!!

Enjoy your COMA illiterate retard little girlie boy. What a prat you are!!! Tosser.