Students and Company Representatives,

I have an urgent announcement. It has come to my attention that a well-known essay company whose name I am not yet at liberty to reveal has been outsourcing essays to southern rednecks. With some reportedly even working for as low as a dime bag per page this is truly a scandal of epic proportions that should not be tolerated. The redneck scammer is twice as worse as the Kenyan scammer in terms of writing quality, and also smells bad.

After ordering a model essay on Bronte's Wuthering Heights a student reportedly received a .doc file with the below, poor quality, 'work':



While we have not been able precisely to determine where these rednecks are working out of, there is reasonable evidence suggesting Alabama, Georgia, and pockets of Louisiana. Below is an image, obtained from a respected industry source, of one such redneck:

Redneck Scammer

Even worse, the rednecks use fraudulent academic qualifications that indicate they have Bachelor's, Master's, and, in some instances, even PhDs. Site owners take note, the below degree has actually been forged. In fact, a Master's in Rednecking and Redneck University do not even exist!

Forged Qualifications

More information will soon be released and the sites that continue to implement the rednecks will be exposed; company owners this is your warning. In the mean-time, students and site owners please remain cognizant of this alarming new trend.