Your first response to the thread Is It Possible to complete a 10-page report within 24 hrs?


I'll leave it to readers here to consider your retrospective explanation and decide whether it sounds reasonable or ridiculous that you now say what you meant all along was:


I'm sticking to the obvious explanation that you can't write anywhere close to that much and I'm guessing the absence of any inquiries from students considering using your services should give you an indication of how believable that explanation is.

Again, it's not "bragging" simply because I don't consider it particularly "impressive" to be able to write 10 pages in one day; in fact, I'd consider that routine for anybody who does this for a serious living. Nor do I consider it particularly "impressive" that I can obviously write circles around any idiot who claims to be a "writer" and then publicly proclaims that it's "impossible" to write a single 10-page paper in 24 hours unless the paper is "recycled" "hurried" "crap" and then tries desperately to back-pedal and claim he can do that after all.

I am humbly and steadily earning a decent living providing a very high-quality product and earning repeat business and referrals from very satisfied customers both privately and for all the companies who use my services. I'm just responding very truthfully to some idiot who first claimed that it's "impossible" to do what I do regularly and who continually puts down what I call a "living" with sarcasm and who has repeatedly announced that he's proud to have published in his own name and suggested my work is meaningless because it doesn't bear my name.

PS- I don't consider my employers "mr-ns" either.

I'm just looking at it from the customer's point of view and I'm guessing most customers would consider that answer to be a big "no" for their purposes because I assume nobody really wants to pay "jacked" prices to have you write "crap" that you "recycled" or "hurried" and that they'd much rather find a writer who routinely writes good papers on much less than 24 hours notice when necessary.

Only students who need overpriced, recycled, hurried crap will consider your answer to be a "yes" and I suppose they know they can count on you for it; to anybody else, I think I'm safe in assuming it's a big "NO".

I've written 10-page papers in one day hundreds of times because I usually write 10 pages in one sitting and I never write any "crap." You responded to that by suggesting that I must be some sort of nerd who's proud of himself and I simply pointed out that nobody needs to be a "nerd" just to be a lot smarter than you and that I don't really believe in the concept of pride in the first place. Then you suggested that I must be some slob getting fatter by the day in front of the screen and I responded that I have a gym in my apartment and guarantee that I've always been in much better shape than you and will always continue to be.


I'm sure your customers appreciate being considered "mr-ns" too. I consider mine to be students who really appreciate my work and I appreciate their business and their trust.

As for taking myself seriously, you're the one who seems hung up on career "status" and on publishing something with your name on it. I'm just happy earning a decent living doing this and am not concerned with getting credit or recognition for the work I do for others.

No prob. I'm saying it's definitely a risk at first and you may lose money if you choose a scam site. It's the same as taking your car into a mechanic: build up trust by starting out with an oil change...or test him by asking whether you need a tune-up right after you just got one.

If the mechanic tells you that you don't need it, that's a good sign; same as a writer who declines a project because it's out of his areas. It's also a good sign if you have a mechanic diagnose a problem and only charge you for a small repair. Either way, there's not much you can do to avoid getting ripped off at first, so you always start with a small job and build up trust and confidence.

Chances are good that you will get your money's worth from a writer or essay company if you spend the time reading through old posts here before you pick your first test case. If you choose wrong, you may get a lousy paper or no paper at all and you should definitely report that here; if you choose right, you might find a writer to rely on for the rest of your educational career on your very first try.

Your first response to the thread Is It Possible to complete a 10-page report within 24 hrs?


That doesn't leave very much room for interpretation besides your admitted inability to write a 10-page paper in 24 hours without writing over-priced recycled "crap." That's probably one of the only honest things you've ever posted, albeit unintentionally.

If Ihatedwriting too and I found this site, I'd do this:

1. Use the forum search function to read up on any company you've heard of.

2. Make a list of those that sound like they're possibly legitimate.

3. Try your best to weed out transparent fake posts from people pretending to be students and essay site owners trashing other companies. In between all that nonsense you will find some genuine experiences of students who actually used essay sites (and independent freelance writers). You will also find comments from people (like me) who openly admit what sites we write for and who (obviously) always hope that people will use us. Sometimes, we've even broken the forum rules and advertised our services (and been suspended or had our PM privileges suspended) for it. Finally, you will find competing companies use those violations of forum rules as an excuse to accuse us of being "frauds" as writers.

4. Narrow your list of companies (or writers) and put them in the order that you would choose to trust them with a first test assignment. Don't wait until you have an important paper and do realize you may get burned. The purpose is just to find a legitimate and reliable company and/or writer. Basically, it's exactly the same as finding an honest and competent car mechanic. Test them out with a paper you think you could do yourself; if you're really paranoid about it, order a paper and also write it yourelf, just in case. When/if you get your paper from the company, compare it to what you wrote.

OR

Place a test order for an essay you don't even need, or make one up, or even ask for one you already wrote last term. Make those tests relatively small orders of $40-50 or whatever.

5. If you get ripped off or you get a lousy product, please share that experience with everyone here, since (i believe) that is the purpose of this forum.

6. Repeat with a different company/person.

7. The first time you get back a good product, stick with that company and/or writer in the future.

8. If it's a company, always request the same writer; if it's a freelancer, ask them what topics they do and whether they can recommend anybody for other topics you may need.

You probably have at least a 50% chance of finding a good company/writer on the very first shot just based on reading previous threads first to make your list of companies to test. In the worst case scenario, maybe you will have to blow $100-$200 to find someone you trust. But If you're going to be needing your nursing essays (let's say) for the next 2-3 years, that's a very well-spent $200 now to find someone reliable for your entire career in nursing school (or whatever).

I'd love to list all the sites that use me but that always brings accusations from competitors that I'm "spamming" the board. I can (and have always) openly vouched for the companies that use me because I know first-hand how they do business and how much I bust my butt writing paper after paper on a daily basis for them. I dont know anything about BE other than what I've read on this forum. I know that if you order a paper from any of the sites that use me you'll get your paper, it will be on time, and it will be the appropriate quality you're expecting. If no writer takes your paper you get a 100% refund, probably on your next cc statement. If a writer screws something up the writer gets a rewrite notice and it gets fixed within 48 hours if it's a legitimate complaint.

9. Always share your experiences with other forum members.

Good luck.

Not "bragging" about anything and I already told you that I don't believe in the concept of "pride." Just correcting your assumptions about me.

Wrong again. The best part of what I do for a living is that I never have to leave the house just to go to work every day. In the winter, snow storms don't affect me at all and in the summer, I take my laptop right out to my terrace overlooking the Hudson River and just work in the sun. Last year, I got tired of having to go to the gym all the time so I just converted an entire spare room of my apartment into a complete gym with everything I need to stay in great shape for the rest of my life, although I still have some more equipment I'll be adding this year. Face it: I can write circles around you without having to be any kind of "nerd" to do it, and I guarantee you that I'm still (and will always continue to be) in much better physical shape than you've ever been in or will ever be in during your entire life. Now, go get your shinebox.

Engs15, why would you ever just assume that somebody with a total of 1 post has any credibility here? Anybody with any experience with on-line forums should be able to tell immediately that donkeybrains is obviously just a new identity created by someone who's been here long enough to hate specific members. No "new" forum member would come out like that attacking existing members and the fact that this new ID for some old idiot is a phony alternate ID should clue you in as to who's the liar around here. Whatever you think of WB, at least she stands behind her words and doesn't create new fake IDs to attack people.

As for your paper, I saw the order on the board but I didn't take it because the amount of work you requested just wasn't worth my time for an 8-pg paper. It's gone now, which means another writer did take it and will be delivering your paper by whatever deadline you specified. You should already know that I'm no crook simply because I declined your paper when you offered it to me; after all, crooks have no reason ever to decline a job since they're not going to write the paper anyway. As far as ET goes, you'll realize soon enough that they're a totally legitimate company when you get your essay and I hope you'll share with the forum what your customer experience was so that everybody can judge the truthfulness of this forum's new self-admitted ass.

I don't know that anybody specializes in any subject areas, but I do dozens of nursing papers every year both privately as well as through all the companies who use me. Nursing (for whatever reason) has always been a pretty popular area in this industry in my experience.

Don't flatter yourself: nobody here really considers you "competition" and those of us who are legitimate professional writers already compete against one another fairly and without defaming anybody 365 days a year without any help from idiots like you.

Don't flatter yourself: nobody here really considers you "competition" and those of us who are legitimate professional writers already compete against one another fairly and without defaming anybody 365 days a year without any help from idiots like you.

Don't flatter yourself: nobody here really considers you "competition" and those of us who are legitimate professional writers already compete against one another fairly and without defaming anybody 365 days a year without any help from idiots like you.

No problem. Bibliographies are always included; just add a page to your order if you need it annotated for more than a couple of sources. Generally, all that other stuff (outlines/syntheses, etc) should just be requested with your order. It's up to you if you want 8 pages plus an outline or 8 pages including an outline, but if you order and pay for 8 pages total, you can't expect 8 pages plus more work on a outline or synthesis without paying for it...figure each of those things should be an extra page unless you want them done in half a page, which is also up to you. Revisions can also be ordered later but aren't included unless a writer screws something up in the original order. In my experience, if you need an 8-page paper revised, you should probably place that as a new 3-4 page order with instructions to rewrite the original, depending on how extensively it needs to be reworked.

I have no idea about how many people work in what offices or shifts there but I do know they get pretty busy. They'll eventually e-mail you back but chances are you could probably just ask your question here about things like "how much extra is an outline?" or whatever. I don't think I'm allowed to post my e-mail address, but it's pretty easy to figure out.

Get lost you idiot. If you work for them, prove it: whats the name of the person who signs your check every month?
Obviously, they don't use anybody whose English is as bad as yours.

You might start with learning that freelancer is a noun and freelance is an adjective and that you modify other nouns (like writer) with adjectives.

What do you mean by "rate quote"? Their prices are all listed right on the website, aren't they? I'm just a contract writer and have nothing to do with administration but I might be able to answer basic questions if you want to post or PM them or contact me on aol.

I wish I could PM you but my PM privileges have apparently been suspended for offering my services that way.

Contradict yourself much?

Is It Possible to complete a 10-page report within 24 hrs?


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Obviously either a blatant lie to save face or an admission that you write recycled crap. There's no other possible interpretation although it's also very possible that you only write recycled crap and it's a blatant lie to save face.

Says the idiot who can't even write well enough to reach the so-called bottom rung where he'd be competing with college students who do this as a hobby because he admits that writing 10 pages is 24 hours is totally impossible for him. What you have to be "proud" about I couldn't possibly imagine. Meanwhile, I don't believe in "pride" but I do make a fulltime living doing this, precisely because I do it well enough that I'm not worried about "competition" from any college students, much less from incompetent dabblers like you. Trust me, I know that being able to write circles around you is nothing to be proud of but I have no complaints about what I do for a living.

That's not true; just ask your mother. (Not that there's anything wrong with it...)

Actually, WB knows a lot more than I do about it. My experience is strictly limited to the companies that use me; I've never had a bad experience with a writing company and I don't know anything about any other companies (good or bad) except whatever I've read on these forums. I've listed the half-dozen or so companies with which I'm familiar in several previous posts that are easily searchable.

No problem. Then, just PM me your resume and make sure it includes your complete contact information and I promise to get you get exactly what you deserve...for your writing talent, of course.

Forget about Term Papers already: I told you they don't need any "writers" who think writing a good 10 pages in 24 hours is "impossible"; they only hire writers who can do that easily and who can figure out how to apply the same way we all managed to without begging help from strangers who can't stand them.

No problem though. The answer to your question is apparently right here in this other thread:

essayscam.org/forum/wc/essaywriters-net-hire-even-suck-writing-132/

You're welcome.

I've already disclosed much more about myself on this forum than that; I have nothing to hide and I'm not ashamed of any of my personal details. My only "threat" to you is to continue embarrassing you as many times as you come back for more, which isn't a "physical" threat at all. Be sure to let me know if you ever have any plans to visit NYC too, because it would be really great to meet in person and continue these discussions face to face instead of over the Internet. That's not a threat of any kind either: it's a polite invitation.

That's not what I'm saying. You're obviously reacting to being continually embarrassed in these ridiculous conversations that you start and part of licking your own wounds over there apparenty includes telling yourself that anybody who's that much smarter than you and who can obviously (by your own admission) write circles around your puny maximum output must be some kind of "nerd." Meanwhile, the person you're arguing with played hockey in college, has bounced in several strip clubs and could probably smack the snot outta you if you were this obnoxious and mouthy in person. Face it, nobody really needs to be all that bright to embarrass you that the only explanation is that they're a nerd.

Most of us probably do have our own private pages and we do as much work privately as we can in addition to our work for commercial companies.

Don't assume that just because I'm obviously twice as smart as you are and can write circles around you I'm necessarily the "nerd" you're picturing. There are plenty of non-nerds who are still twice your intelligence and this one could probably twist you into into a pretzel or knock a few of those green teeth right outta your mouth in person.

Actually, they use covert intelligence tests to save time and expense weeding out people who are way too unintelligent to write for them and just delusional about their abilities: if you can't figure out how to apply as a writer...you failed.

Hey Pal, I just write essays for a living; I do it pretty well, and that explains what I'm doing on this site. I never claimed to be particularly "proud" about anything; philosophically, I don't even believe in pride in the first place, because I happen to think it's purely a function of ego. That's a little off topic though.

I'm just responding honestly to some annoying idiot who needed to proclaim that nobody else could possibly write 10 pages in 24 hours unless it's "crap" work just because you obviously can't do it. Meanwhile, I do it so routinely that I never even gave it much thought until I saw this thread. I already explained that I don't think writing 10 pages in 24 hours is anything "impressive" since I usually write that much in a single sitting. You apparently "dabble" in the exact same occupation as I manage to make a decent living at; you apparently don't do it very well by your own admission; and you waste the precious time you obviously need to write any faster than a sloth moves arguing on a forum for writers and clients of writers.

So who's the "loser"?

Speak for yourself. I'm sure when your level of ability is such that you can't possibly imagine writing a single 10-pg paper within 24 hours, writing for a living must be tremendously "unstable." For those of us who actually have the minimum necessary knowledge, skills, and abilities to do this for a living, it's quite stable and not likely to change anytime soon. I'm sure being a car mechanic is somewhat "unstable" for those missing five or more fingers too. It's always tough to make a living doing anything for which you're totally unqualified in the first place. Best of luck with the bartending thing.

No need to wait for me to let you know here. Just ask your mother; she sometimes gives me a hand if you know what I mean. (~_^)

As for the topic, last night was another typical stretch of work for me between midnight and 8:00 AM that we all know (now) would be totally impossible for you even in three times the amount of time it took me: Three papers for a company (13 pages ) and another 4 pages for private clients . Not expecting any complaints about the quality, either.

I believe I saw that order. It's gone so that means someone took it. If I'm running behind schedule, I always contact the customer to let them know so they don't get worried. Most likely, the writer is just running late and you'll receive it soon. Once customer service sees your email they'll email the writer to find out what's going on.

Speak for yourself. Nobody who actually needs 24+ hours to write 10 good pages is any kind of "professional" writer. I don't ever write any "crap" or ever "recycle" anything; if I did, you'd definitely have heard about it right on this forum from my clients and none of them would have used me repeatedly or recommended me to anybody else. As I already said, I write several 10-pg papers every week and I don't think I've ever failed to complete one in a single sitting. I don't charge "jacked" prices either.

Just since my last response to this thread last night I've written 5 pages for commercial services, 2 pages for a (repeat) client on this forum, and I have a 12-pg paper to write overnight tonight, and I wouldn't even consider this a "heavy" work day at all. Right now, I'm watching 60 Minutes and plan to watch most of the Sunday night NFL game afterwards. Neither my deadline nor the quality of that 12-pg paper is going to be an issue; guess it's just a good thing I'm writing it and not you. Thanks for admitting to your limitations though; that was very honest of you.

Just finished the 12 pages in about 5 hours and with time to spare before Howard Stern starts. I'm not expecting the client to be any less happy with this one than she's been with the last dozen or so of her projects I've written in one sitting either. I guess RustyIronChains is about done with writing one page in the same time.

Absolutely. This time of year, I have days/nights where I routinely write about two 10-pg essays plus a handful of smaller essays within 24 hours (most recently, yesterday/today). I've probably had to do that about 10 times in the last two months. Just depends on the topic/difficulty.

...and as far as writing a single 10-pg paper goes, I'd say I do that several times a week because that's about how often I do 10-pg papers. That may include a couple of breaks and meals/snacks (etc), but there are very few papers that length that I don't do in one "sitting."

I don't know anything about that company, but that wouldn't make it a scam. Even legitimate companies have no way around that: they charge your order when it's placed and then give you a full refund if it turns out that nobody was able to write your essay. The delay doesn't benefit the company in any way and it's often the same when you get a credit card refund from any other type of company or retailer.

A scam would be charging for essays without ever intending to provide them or charging for work that isn't original or remotely close to the quality that's guaranteed. Again, I know nothing about that particular company but that type of delay isn't a scam and scam companies (by definition) don't issue full refunds.

I have never "posed" as anything that I'm not. I've openly admitted that I'm always looking for more freelance clients here and I've always tried to give students helpful advice about ordering essays from commercial companies in general and to follow up on orders for them when they express concerns about essays already ordered from any sites for whom I write. In the process, I've defended the companies who use me against what I know first-hand are outright lies from competitors obviously posing as "customers" like that idiot "stu4" who obviously plays Sarah Palin to our "Al Gore."

If anything, it should be very helpful to legitimate students here that you actually have direct access to discuss your concerns with at least two experienced writers who currently work for some of the most successful and legitimate commercial essay companies in existence.

You know damned well that I've never worked for you or for any company on whose behalf you lie.

I've been writing for them since 2003. Totally legit company. If you place an order you'll get your essay and it will be 100% original work. If no writer takes the order off the board, you'll get 100% refund on your cc statement. Like any other company, the quality of the paper always depends on what writer takes the order. Once you find someone whose work you like, you should always request that same writer in the future.