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itsme   
Oct 01, 2011
Writing Careers / Academia Solutions: any info? [7]

Academia SolutionsI'm unsure but are they connected to the foreign custompapers4u.net ?

O.o Seems Academia Solutions Ltd. is depicted in the TOS on that page, but that might not be the case; if not that's certainly an odd naming coincidence.

The same name is also mentioned in academiccoursework.co.uk / professaywriters.com / superioressays.us / thebestessay.us / dissertationhelper.co.uk that can't even spell Academic right on their page ...

Eh, I'll sit out on this one and leave it to the established players ...

I hope your application goes through okay though, if they are indeed legit (the economy is certainly in a fairly compromised state as far as employment goes right now in the UK).

It's a pain to be messed around, you should certainly take a look around at what's on offer elsewhere since a few UK paper sites are cropping up on job searches lately and you're hardly under any obligation to a company you're not even a serious part of yet, unless the terms of your 'contract' state otherwise.

You are their client, but I'm pretty certain you can work for another company as well at the same time as a freelance writer.

Shop around. :P
itsme   
Oct 01, 2011

Reliable TutorAdvertising is not allowed. A shi$torm would swiftly ensue if it were, considering some of the members here have a clear 'allegiance' to one site or another and no one's unfounded 'good opinion' is to be trusted. You'll find a lot of people try to talk up their own companies to get clients (some of them may actually own some of the sites in question and for this reason are likely to be biased and may lie in order to appear 'legit' to prospective customers seeking their services).

With so much personal agenda filling this forum's virtual atmosphere, the best thing to believe when looking into a site's integrity and reliability would not be the 'personal experience' of 'satisfied customers' (roflmao :D yeah right ...) but objective facts about the company: Have they been honestly proven unreliable before with strong evidence? Look at the sources and how honest they are too, people can throw links around to supposedly badmouth companies at times that actually prove nothing at all.

Where are the rules? This forum is diff than the normal forums i'm used to ...

The disclaimer explains some things about advertising (more specifically, how it is prohibited in the forum) and how seriously posts from users are to be taken as well (consider all of it subjective if there isn't any evidence). So basically a list of 'reliable' essay sites would be subjective without a doubt and users promoting websites are seen as advertising.

If you're worried about being dissatisfied with the quality of writing etc. perhaps order a sample report first (of just a couple of pages) and if it looks satisfactory then go for the whole thing? I think that's what another forum member suggested in this case and it seems the best bet. Good luck! :)
itsme   
Oct 02, 2011

I know what I meant

Good for you. That makes one of us. You forget that when you post on a forum your audience is not yourself but the person or people you're posting to. ^_^

And as for your original question: I'm sure that, out there somewhere, a person from Kenya has 'outwitted' a person from Ukraine with regards to essay writing. They had a massive essay writing battle (like X Factor but for writing essays), and the sneaky Kenyan overwhelmed the Ukrainian with his intellectual prowess, and superior quality pen.

:|
itsme   
Oct 02, 2011
Writing Careers / Kenyan Writers - stop hiring them? [162]

to comment in a responsible manner

I tricked your brain, or should I say mind!

...............Lol.
itsme   
Oct 02, 2011

Your statements make me believe that you are from either Kenya or Ukraine. You just made my investigation simple.

........................It's true, I am totally from Kenya everyone :D and ALSO from Ukraine. Not only that, but I won the essay writing X Factor! ...Twice! I confess! I had no choice in the matter! I did it for both my countries!!!!1!!11eleven

...............................................

I would've gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for that meddling munywab ...Damn your investigative skills ...
itsme   
Oct 02, 2011
Writing Careers / Kenyan Writers - stop hiring them? [162]

go lie to your mothers

LMAO! Again with the warped families! I think someone's subconsciously lacking a bit of maternal affection ...:P
itsme   
Oct 02, 2011

:D Thanks for the great advice. May I suggest in return that you use babelfish to translate what you want to say from your native language in future? Might make your posts easier to understand than your failed attempts to communicate using the English language.

if you a writer, you do not need to complain when your employers spit on your face because you have freedom to quit

So do you, by the way. :P
itsme   
Oct 02, 2011

According to you I'm Ukrainian or Kenyan. :P

We have a number of languages

Captain Obvious.

and in that case

How does this follow in this sentence? It being the case that we have a number of languages ...? Fairly redundant really as you clearly stated, and it's fairly obvious, that we do. If you were referring to the first sentence on the other hand ...no wait, that still doesn't work. ^_^

I was commanding the website to reveal some details

If it was about my 'secret' identity you'll find my ID page reveals all.

Am I required to be fluent in PHP etc. in order to post on a forum about writing essays for students?

Why do you always think that people are talking to you even when they are commanding the computer?

Oh right. My bad. I'm always assuming people are talking to me when they're actually busy programming. You clearly know best what I always do in this circumstance. I'm so sorry I somehow assumed that your post in the forum addressed me. :P Next time perhaps you and your computer can talk via PM. ^_^
itsme   
Oct 02, 2011

LOL. Okay, I'll be waiting for you to discover what's in my profile anyway :D I feel honoured to be considered such a great threat to your attempts to w*0re your website. Are you 'researching' Pheelyks as well? You seem to think everyone here is a Ukrainian. Have you figured out where WritersBeware is from as well with your detective skills?

Oh and on the topic of google, care to google 'Essay Writing X Factor?' Lolol.
itsme   
Oct 03, 2011

If you didn't know that "cannot" is not an appropriate grammar

Sorry, but there's no such thing as 'a grammar' in this context, which is what pheelyks was referring to. Did you mean that its use in a sentence was not grammatically correct? How can anyone refer to how appropriately the word 'cannot' (which is a legitimate word if that was your gripe) was used as part of a sentence if you don't quote the 'offending' sentence in the first place? O.o

it only proves you are an ESL writer.

I'm not seeing the causal link between this apparent 'misunderstanding' and pheelyks being an ESL speaker, tbh.
itsme   
Oct 04, 2011

Heremeout: How do you expect to get better at writing in English if you won't accept any criticism? Surely if one of your customers sent a complaint regarding the wording you used in your essay (and how their paper received a mark of 18%) you would know better than to revert to personal insults if you seriously expected to earn anything in the industry. Moreover, why Kenyan writers as a general rule? Are they like some kind of "apex predator" super hero level in your version of the writing industry? Well, alright, I conceed; a chacma baboon is an apex predator in its own right as well, but I think most would still opt for the services of a human writer. :P
itsme   
Oct 04, 2011

Aw, and after all that I misspelled concede :P Well, I shall take my own advice and aim to do better with the spelling next time; Heremeout, it would be much appreciated on the forum if you would do the same with your grammatical ability, insults, capacity to accept criticism in any form ...and your whole basic writing style.

Have a nice day ^_^
itsme   
Oct 05, 2011

It`s now clear to me that people like Pheelykes are not scarce around!

@^ Implying that I'm like pheelyks ...lol.

Now listen "Itsme"!

How can I listen to your text? LOL.

If Pheelykes sent you here

Who is Pheelykes? Also no.

If Pheelykes sent you here to defend him,he sent a very incompetent fool.

I'm sure he doesn't need my help against you, but you are pretty funny. ^_^ And it's a good thing he didn't send me then, because the way your crappy sentence is structured leaves your insult dependent on this to work. :P

A boring sucker!

^__^ If you're sooo bored by me why don'tcha just take a hike? Oh that's right, because I think the sucker in this exchange is you ...You amuse me, and this is exactly why ...

To be honest

I think we might as well quit right here. :P

honest,your English proficiency is still very poor!

You should put a space after the comma. You do this all the time. You sure are doing a good job at losing customers if you actually write essays ^_^ that's almost cringeworthy ...

I would rather cope with Pheelyke`s substandard writing skills.

LOL! Riiiiight ...:P I don't think you honestly are coping with this whole writing thing ...you wanna lie down and call it a day? ^_^
itsme   
Oct 05, 2011

More or less any site that gets shamelessly promoted here looks terrible in the end. To these people, you are only inviting forum regulars to investigate your companies and in many cases prove you to be godawful, effectively losing more customers than you might hope to gain on this site.

Spamming WritersIf you claim to be a writer and can't write worth a damn, it's probably better for you if you simply don't post here, since you're only losing potential customers by proving yourself to be a bad writer (although, to be honest, that's kind of a good thing as it prevents them from wasting their time and money on a 'writer' who can't satisfy their needs). Students will look at your awful posts on here and think "Wow, do I really want academic material written by a person who makes even a simple post on a public forum impossible to make any sense out of?"

You can pick out grammatical errors from other forum users all you like in response, but look at it in context; you are wrongfully seeking paying customers as a writer on a forum that does not condone this behaviour, and they will be able to tell a few simple typos from persistent grammatical inconsistencies and failed attempts at punctuation. Considering the fact that grades are riding on this, they are going to be a great deal more reluctant to look to you as a writer to provide them with quality content. Who do you seriously think you are helping by showing yourself up as a buffoon with a seriously transparent act that has already been done a billion times?

Also, to the students who won't even search through the forum a little for information about a company, you unfortunately seem the types to just submit any work you get from the people you pay without a single glance at what crap they might have handed you, and I'm almost tempted to say you deserve what you get if it all goes to pot for you and you get a poor mark handed back.

The people arguing about race and whatever: If you can write in English at the appropriate standard expected from your intended audience, and understand the culture for which you are writing, then go ahead and feel free to write academic papers on topics you specialise in. Just don't expect support on this forum when you belong to companies that lie about the nationality and skill level of their writers. Really, it's great that you are bilingual, but you need to be able to write at a very high standard in the English language if you are planning to write essays for EFL students.

There is a culture clash here as well; certain phrases that might make sense to you in your native language will stick out like a sore thumb if you try to translate them into English. While this may be fine in day to day conversation, look at it contextually and you can see that it simply is not appropriate for the writing style required of an academic paper.

Really, a lot of the comments regarding your use of language might rub you the wrong way, but in context, if you are a writer for an essay company you really should not be highlighting aspects of your writing style that stand out as an indicator of ESL writing style, because if you're writing for EFL students such phrases are seriously going to confuse them, and for the idiots that do submit them as their own (I have no sympathy for these people, but eh, it happens, and they pay as well, cringeworthy as that may be), the people who mark their paper will look upon these odd phrases with suspicion.

tl;dr - Most of the time, you're getting the smackdown because you deserve it. You set yourselves up to be kicked down. If you don't care to take in the rules or the nature of this forum, then don't expect any consideration from the other forum members in return because although there are people who find this all very amusing (:D) I'm pretty sure a lot of them are really fed up with your s-i* by this point.
itsme   
Oct 05, 2011

All I know is that EFL are employees while ESL are employers in the industry.

Well, technically this cannot be argued against because, as it stands, in some cases EFL speakers are employees for the essay paper industry, and there are, of course, ESL employers in this industry as well. :| Regardless, and for the sake of staying on topic, the comments made by pheelyks and WritersBeware still stand, as they addressed the overpriced, poor quality services offered by the companies in question, which happen to coincide with the fact that they are run by ESL owners and have a ton of ESL writers working for them. The comments you quoted are not silly; there's nothing wrong with them. :P
itsme   
Oct 05, 2011

@munywab
You can be an expert mathematician or a great artist or whatever, and good for you, but, putting things in perspective here, if you are a writer in this industry, ESL or EFL, naturally you are required to be good at writing essays, and if you are planning to write for EFL students you are required to write fluently in English. It's all about the context; English writing ability is of utmost importance in this particular circumstance and is what is required by the target market. There's nothing racist or intolerant about it.
itsme   
Oct 05, 2011

Um, kay. Having looked at the signal site, I can't help but notice that the grammar and writing on most of the pages is really, really, really bad. I'm pretty sure this is enough to put a lot of people off on its own. Your website, after all, is a good indicator to prospective customers of the quality of writing they can expect to receive when ordering from you, yet take a look at this:

'signalwritings.com[DND*], a team of genuine academic writers are there to help you present that plagiarism free paper in time and earn your excellent grade.'

'Our team of lecturershaves a vast database of academicwhich they have accumulated with years of teaching.'

'we provide totally authentic essays that no one at any one time would claim the paper or its contents!'

'someone is offering to help you grow and achieve the best in life by literary relieving you the burden!'

..........That was only the home page. Here's another, the 'Our Services' page:

'We are a team of 20 PhD graduates. 15 of them are still lecturers in great universities. 10 being from United Kingdom and 5 from United States.'

'All are expert in academic field and on top of that, they have vast experience.'

'it is forwarded to team editors who proofread your work and send it to customer sales desk to be made available to you for download.

There is no Mountain to signal team. All workis done to perfecting be it being simple or complex.'

The idea of someone paying to have an essay written by people who write like that ...It scares me ...

'TRY US TODAY AND YOU WILL SMILE ALL THROUGH.' .........Err ........what?? O.o

Fake sounding testimonials as well that conveniently have the same writing style (allegedly written by a Harvard graduate):

'Thank you so much signal team. You helped me achieve my first class honors in law. May God bless you so much. You are not like other online sites that swindle our money.

You provide quality work at very cheap rates.
God will bless you immensely.'

LOL! Proof is on the website: signalwritings.com

What a good laugh. ^_^

O.o Aw, did my posts disappear? Shame. Well don't worry, I still got my screencaps of your personally edited testimonials. ^_^ Delete this post all you like. I screencapped it too.

LOL @ the DND. Case closed I take it. ^__^
itsme   
Oct 05, 2011

Hi red :)

The problem here is that this forum is not here for users to offer recommendations. Do not take any PMs you might get at face value (in fact you would be better not to ask) because a lot of members here are company representatives and writers for certain companies. Worse still, they sometimes pose as 'satisfied customers' and say something like, "My friend used [insert company name here] and got an A+!!! And they're so cheap!!!!"

You would be best advised not to trust a recommendation made on this site, although many scam sites have been exposed if you feel up to searching on the forum for information on a site you had in mind. Take a look at any essay sites you might consider. Take a good, hard look. Avoid websites with really bad grammar and ones that look fake. Chances are that even if they claim to be 'top quality' they really, really aren't; you're asking for bad quality papers and/or possibly missing a deadline because of poor quality service and communication. Maybe buy a sample outline for your project to take a look before investing your time and money in the real thing? Sorry, that's all I can suggest. ^_^

Good luck :P
itsme   
Oct 05, 2011

Yeah, you're absolutely right. Rules are rules and all that. :)
Mod/s, I sincerely apologise. I got a bit carried away because it was just so amusing. :D
itsme   
Oct 06, 2011

LOL! Are you still around? ^_^ What a big joke!

You are actually too dumb to realise that the sentences you pointed out as some kind of testament to our awful ESL writing really only depict you as a crappy ESL writer with little understanding of commonly used English phrases (eg. 'You sure are ...'). Google them: people use them all the time. The words you picked out from both of our sentences are completely random and you give absolutely no explanation for this, but feel free to keep embarrassing yourself. Don't let me spoil your fun; it amuses me greatly. The reason it sucks to be you here is that the EFL forum users who check this thread (your prospective customers, not mine) are going to see what you clearly cannot.

There is a difference between an idiom and an idiot. ^_^
itsme   
Oct 06, 2011

@munywab
Um, where did I say that creative writers who can write appropriately in English using their own style (so long as it makes perfect sense to the person who is going to be paying for it) are not allowed you work in this industry? Although, to be honest, those who write academic papers tend to favour a standardised and consistent (not flowery) writing style; if you wanna get super creative, perhaps you should just write a book or something.

I'd also like to point out that you used that exact same joke before and it still isn't funny.
itsme   
Oct 06, 2011

Try this:

"...the company named after you."

That really doesn't work at all in this circumstance. O.o

More specifically, the user in question (dissertationdeal) created their account (and thus, their 'name') here after the company was already set up. The company was not named after them; they took on the (already established) company's name when they signed up here to advertise. The order of events here is of utmost importance to the wording used. You are the only one who cannot comprehend this; get a clue, and make sure that your correction actually applies in the first place, before you start bashing another person's writing ability.
itsme   
Oct 06, 2011

I'm sorry, but maybe you oughta just speed up a little. :)

I agree that a bit of punctuation would have helped that sentence along, especially when you omit all the intonation I used in the first place. At the same time, though, it looks to me like you can't even hope to take in that many English words in one sitting, let alone attempt to put them together. So, so-rry if my 'long' sentence was a little too complex for you. ^__^

Total garbage!!

Shameless self-advertisement is against forum policy.
itsme   
Oct 06, 2011
Writing Careers / Academicwritersbureau.com Scam [23]

Heremeout, you incessantly point out typos made by your 'long time foe,' despite the fact that your own writing is riddled with godawful grammatical mistakes. How long will it take you to understand that you need to put a space after a punctuation mark?