you gave them your real phone number??

why don't you try some work for them before you believe everything you read here? do a few $20 papers and see if they pay (they will). EW won't start ******* you until later on down the line, and if you don't know it when it happens, you deserve to stay. at this point, sure, quit, by all means. but before then, you can probably make a couple hundred bucks, maybe even a couple thou.

congrats, chacha-- it's true that your English is much better.

all you other tools who think it's OK to speak broken English, as long as you "know your material--" take note. chacha brushes up his English, and almost immediately, newbies like mcozire are calling him "level-headed," and practically begging to do business with him.

no one who actually speaks English gives a rat's *** about your engineering degree, if you can't arrange your prepositions correctly, and refuse to pluralize your nouns. these are instant red flags that you need to be treated like a fool, because you are "not from around here." sure, it sucks, but guess what-- it's like that.

so, slick, chacha. keep up the good work, and keep working on those articles. remember, first mention, "a;" second and subsequent mentions, "the."

I don't think you can get in legal trouble for this, but you should fail the paper.

the down side is that it's a completely saturated market-- it's like trying to enter the soft-drink or quick-service restaurant industry. you instantly have a zillion competitors who have been trying to scrape a niche longer than you have. and your average client is going to be a total *******, and you're going to have to deal with them, and their ilk, on the daily.

that's why I stay freelance. that, and the fact that I'm lazy...

everyone is overlooking the crucial loophole used by all "research" companies to go right through that law-- just stamp "intended for research purposes only," on the paper, or go on for a bit about "we are providing a model, don't hand this in (wink)," and everything is cool. the international mills here on the still-relatively wild and woolly web don't have to bother, but companies that have established a physical presence in an advanced industrialized country, know this loophole well.

and if they don't-- $100 fine, really? that's less than for littering.

you're afraid of what?

Lord Humongous rules the wasteland!

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someone has to tell me how to post pics.

lmao

damn; that would have been hilarious. what did I do wrong?

If it weren't for descriptive grammar, the langauge would never evolve.

"Take me in your hand, Mr. Giant Man..."

academia-research has always paid me on time. they are sketchy, but not a scam. of course, they probably don't treat everyone equally-- it's about whether they want to keep you or not.

pheelyks, you are such a snoot!

and that means, a la David Foster Wallace, "Sprachgefhl Necessitates Our Ongoing Tendance," or, if you prefer, "Syntax Nudniks of Our Time."

"research purposes only" - if you read the terms, all of the essay writing services have put it in their disclosures. They are covered as they should be.

if you want our candor, goldfish, why don't you give the name of the place you quit?

if you think of killing something as trying to do it well, and completely ******* it up, then
fracturegang is reporting correctly that they are killing English. wtg, killer.

I vote that you two bury the hatchet, because this **** makes any thread a real boring slog. if you can't, maybe PM, or arrange to meet in real life and wrestle, or something. ffs, neither of you likes essaywriters.net.

it's SWREG, right?

I remember when essaywriters put up that abomination above, scolding its writers about using turnitin.com-- whatever happens, you can bet money they'll find a way to blame their writers for affronts for which their clients and clients' professors are responsible.

that's because you live in a second world ******** that is just discovering what capitalism is, and you think that capitalism is about treating your workers like **** and laughing all the way to the bank about it. you want to fry up the golden goose and eat it. it's so retarded.

did they fire you?

spam and eggs makes a great essaybrunch.

I think the term we're looking for is "hack."

ninja have real ultimate power.

I'm often tempted to talk my way back into Essaywriters.net-- join back up, reactivate my account, and give them all kinds of phony digits. then, the plan would be to take as many orders as possible, and the most pricey ones, and just let them sit there in my "current orders" section and expire.

word to big bird!

the last time I saw the great whale, it was in Manhattan, paying $25 flat rate per page, every page, and had 20 pages of orders a day. they were very snooty and specialized, and went under in 6 months.

they are getting worse and worse...

<--- in the reeds, breathing through a blowgun

you never know-- the prof might be having a bad day, or they might notice a huge difference between your voice and the student's, and mark an F, but not as a reflection of your lack of skills.

as for refunds, if I were in charge, no one would get refunds, ever. it would be crooked, too. they would all deserve refunds, and I would fend them off, using their own rage and energy against them. this is why I want to write for essayninjas.

no one can guarantee grades.

just another wanna-be valley-girl...

my favorite is "f***ery." it's sort of exotic where I am, on Mars.

just don't try to quote Beatles lyrics...

dude is gender neutral. I have heard girls calling each other dude. no one says "dudette."

to all EW agents monitoring this thread, may I recommend stealing $200 or so from some random writer's account, and treating the office staff to an impromptu vodka party? you've spent all day being obtuse and confrontational, and it's hard barely speaking English... you deserve a break.

PS-- AR agents, aren't you jealous now?

smoke crack lick crack cocaine smoke coke mushrooms lick ***

back to the order of business! someone find the newbie WB scared away.


I totally agree! what an abysmal attitude EW has to its own staff-- treated like slaves working on their pyramid, and shaken down regularly.

EW-writer admits they shook him down; they shook me down twice at least; here they are again... the pattern may differ with individual methods, but the end result is basically outright theft.

well, as everyone always says, who looks for virtue in this industry anyway. who can change an early market capitalist mill baron into an investment-garde, employee centric motivational manager?

my favorite was when EW went "under new management--" everyone knows by now how hated and reviled Yuri is. it's just a matter of time before someone breaks on through to the other side.

Anderson was a fraud!

the juice is actually for real stuff, sometimes I forget. papers aren't real.

you got to have the juice to write and the juice knows no imaginary borders

all you need is the juice.

if you hit them in the Philippines they will just reappear elsewhere.

you have to get to their home mafia territory, where they live. this is also where their rivals live. no offense but I'm not sure taking out a raft of their admin staff and various managerial ********** in the Philippines will do anything but be entertaining short-term.

this is why we need to organize and get like a team going, we need forklift drivers and hackers, we need to get people on the ground, and we need to infiltrate their local mafia rivals. this is just the first step. let's get it together and get on to it.

like I said, yoge, good luck. you work for them, so you already know how random and impossible it is to communicate with administration. sometimes, it is like talking to a brick wall. if it is any assurance, EW never robbed me of any money that was not included in their ridiculous fines.

I am from an advanced capitalist nation, and am unfamiliar with EW's primitive market capitalism. from my experience, arguing them out of a fine was near impossible if a customer cancelled the order. for me,it was easier to avoid the headache of this happening in the future, and cut my losses.

as for you other jackals attacking this newbie, pls. stop this insane drama. I will not be associated with total ******* with rabies who attack newbies.

good luck, yoge!