Let us know what grade you get on that POS, joker. Graph says F; I'm not sure about his background. I'm a teacher, and I say F. It has nothing to do with competition-- it has to do with you trying to sell people **** on a shingle. I have a blank email, spammer. I'm not here to make friends or get customers-- I'm here to call BS. Mods, how long does this travesty continue?

PS-- Kotler and Porter are 101-level theorists; what are you trying to do, get your associate's degree? Wow. And you're bragging like it's tough material. Do us all a favor and take some English lessons.

Sorry... unfortunately for you, it counts for a lot when a company can produce an essay in fluent English. The company you're fronting here produces documents that appear to be ludicrous nonsense, due to the writers' unfamiliarity with standard English tenses, prepositions, and articles. I can't believe you're still being allowed to advertise here, but once you're banned, maybe you could consider stinking up Essaychat with your BS, where it will be undoubtedly welcomed by a much less discerning audience.

Haha-- those are some real masterpieces. What are you, counting on people not to follow the links? You've just sunk your own ship.

Notacustomerr, your links are no longer highlighted. What happened? Mods, if you want my $.02, you should flush the entire thread.

Having worked for one of those companies, my advice is to consider going somewhere else. You can also find that out by using this site's search function.

Cutting and pasting is always useful, if you can't upload the files.

It's true that support doesn't write the papers. And if they're dumb, it's not the biggest deal. If they lie about their location, though, and you can't even find anyone who seems to speak (or type) fluent English at a company whose job it is to provide papers in fluent English, you should probably go somewhere else.

+1

Unfortunately, though, there is no such thing as a "safe bet."

Hey, Napoleon Dynamite. You're getting a little dangerous and irresponsible, aren't you? Why don't you order another paper, and prove what's obvious.

And here's a clue: name some names. "Two folks?" "They" who?

Hey, Spidey. The next time you enter this forum in order to defend yourself, you might want to brush up on the old King's English first, know what I mean? You might want to take a marketing course, too. Maybe then you'll make a good showing, instead of looking like a ridiculous, spamming con-artist.

Let's see, we have a corrupt scam company. We can't get any advertisements anywhere, and we spend all the money we steal on other stuff. No one likes or trusts us. How to change that? I know: let's flood a message board with spam. That will surely solve all of our problems.

You're professional stooge.

Hey joker, didn't anyone ever tell you that spam doesn't work?

Well, we write a lot of the same indescent craps. But more sad than funny-- "Neil" is giving himself a real crash course in out-group stereotyping.

Here, kid, here's a pack of matches. It's obvious.

What about grammar, Vernon?

Are you paying attention, Dr. Quixote?

A real descent into cr@ps.

People grumble and abuse you because you've so obviously missed the purpose of the site, and because you obviously haven't read its terms. It happens all the time on all sorts of forums-- someone doesn't read the rules, breaks them, and people grumble. Don't blame the grumbler-- you are the rule-breaker.

Just another day at Essayscalper.com.

Where is Vernon Barth? He's in every thread but this one.

I see prepositions and progressive tenses mangled like this all the time-- mostly by lazy students who just want enough English to squeak by, but don't have the commitment or intellectual curiosity to approach fluency.

You're not a student, but you should be. Try taking a couple of English lessons, so you don't look like such a dummy.

Speaking of learning nothing, how's the "business model" going over there in Kiev? Still based on train-station pickpockets?

Welcome, backdoor-spamming scumbag. I guess some dogs, once kicked, come back for more. Good luck with your scam company that deceives its customers, and doesn't have a real physical address in a country with enforceable consumer protection laws (where people speak English fluently). You are not welcome here; you should be off with your tail between your legs somewhere after essayscam banned your ads. Do you think anyone is going to take you seriously now?

Did you graduate from high school without learning how the seasons work? You do realize that the Pacific has nothing to do with when summer is, right?

Also, "brah," you really ought to make your website registration info legal (that means correct) again. You were so cavalier about this info being freely available, yet so quick to hide it like a little chicken s-i* when you realized how easily it could be found.

Unfortunately for you, websites require legal admin and technical contacts, including the name of a legal entity (your website is not a corporation, buddy--did you even read a basic "how to start a business" article before jumping into this?). This means "K R" and "R K" are not acceptable as a name, even if they are your initials, and listing 1115 eagle, Seattle when that address doesn't exist is a big non-no.

Take your broken English elsewhere, transparent spammer. The site won't let you advertise anymore, will they?

Hilarious! It's like the Wild and Crazy Guys meet Ed Grimley.

No, it's not a crime, but it isn't respectable, either.

Get to the spam, already!

MAKE mistakes/ DO your homework-- big error, there. It makes me wonder who you are to give writing advice.

"crammer" vs. "grammar" is just a mistake, no big deal... watch that second A in grammar, though it's a real doozy.

*though; it's a real doozy.

Some professors might just find it funny. Better safe than sorry, though.

I wonder how many writers use essay mills as references for more respectable professions. If you write this crap as a side thing, how honest are you on your real resume about it? Would you use an essay mill boss as a reference?

The first half of your post makes some good points. It's wise to stick with a company located in the US, UK, Ireland, South Africa, etc.; these are countries where English is the native language. Customers should make sure essay companies have an actual business address that matches the name of the site. If you contact the company, you should be able to speak to someone who speaks English in a native accent using native idioms. You want an essay written in English, right? Why would you source it to a company whose customer service and sales reps can't speak English well?

Try this: "I'm sorry; is there someone there whose English is better than yours? No offense, but I don't understand you very well, and I'd like to talk to someone else who speaks better English." If they can't find anyone, or try to put you off, those are red flags.

Regarding the second half of your post, you have to realize that this is not a place that was meant for recommending specific sites and services. People here tend to be skittish about the commercial motives of others, because there is a lot of spam and poaching that goes on. I know that with certain people this seems like an advertising space, but there are plenty of places like Essaychat to look for specialties and boost specific services. If you ask a legit company for a specialty, generally, they will either find someone or tell you that they don't have anyone who can match it.

Thanks, but you can keep it.

Yes, Matta, 100% of them. And since you didn't discount them, I guess I'd collect on those odds.

What about spammers increasing their post-count in a desperate attempt to drum up business for their ****** essay site?

You're a company owner, and therefore, and excuse my tone, but therefore, you are either unemployable, a dumb criminal appointee, or both. You have no right to judge writers who have been working hard for years in this industry, and are smarter than you are, for being proud of their years of tenure. These are the people whose backs you ride, you ungrateful, ignorant ************.

And I personally don't care what you find about the peddlers here. Keep it to yourself next time.

I put pretty good odds on your running one of those "foreign" fealty scams where writers are routinely fined.

I can't believe people buy this guy's BS-- and he writes these hilarious run-ons. I understand that this is just an anti-scam message board, but it's some of the most boring, self-aggrandizing hor-hit I've ever seen. FW, you are a low-rent PT Barnum in a scum hole. This is your replacement for not passing the bar and going to chase ambulances. Hey mods-- give this guy some ad space so he can **** off!

Anyway, the process of recycling one's old material ended when Turnitin won its lawsuit. It's just not feasible anymore; that's not to say I don't miss and long for those carefree days.

Companies also vary greatly, often depending on location, local consumer protection, etc.

Maybe they mean experience writing for other companies. That means a lot, because writers can get an idea of the pay and treatment to expect, common issues, etc.

Yes, but against students, not against essay-mills.

If anyone wants to make any money on prewritten essays anymore, someone is going to have to take on Turnitin.com in court and win. I don't have the means, personally, so all I can really do is advocate this assertion in every thread possible, hoping that one of you company owners with deep enough pockets for an expensive lawyer will see it. You will have brought down Goliath.

The post seems authentic enough to me. Without the author's posting any of the details they mentioned, though, it is just gossip.

"Sometimes my mind is a little muddy. Whoink! Whoink!"
--Ukrainian Scam Site Writers' Support

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This business model-- I don't know what to call it-- is to clamp onto the backbone of one's own organization (the writers) like stupid gangsters, wildly charging and fining the workers for every little thing, until they either quit (if they're any good) or stay (if they're poor and/or desperate). Ukraine never underwent any of the Sherman Anti-Trust or Inquiry and Control Act stuff Americans and Britons may be familiar with. Oh, there's also the language barrier.

I would advise customers not to trust organizations that have a "UK address" which 1) does not have the same name as the site you're ordering from 2) does not have a proven track-record 3) cannot be visited by customers and/or 4) exists only for payment processing.

It's sort of a drain to everyone having companies like Essayshark/Customwritings (plus their 500 subsidiary smokescreen sites) in the industry, but, then again, having some swine around makes the pearls shine brighter.