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ProfessorVerb   
Jul 03, 2016

You guys are a lot smarter about this stuff than me, but perhaps EssayScam could automate this process and provide a feature that would display all of the WHOIS info and postings concerning a given site (or more than one site -- like Trivago) at once. I'll bet this would be a popular feature.
ProfessorVerb   
Jul 03, 2016

the new 'Freelance Writers' addition that doesn't allow freelance writers to add an ad on EssayChat without having posted here takes care of it

Like melodic and Terpsichore, "add an ad" is fun to say. Although alliteratives are usually the best, other words that are also fun to say include:

Paducah*
Zimbabwe
Mozambique
Rancho Cucamongo
Katmandu
High-Falutin'*
Discombobulate
Phantasmagorical
Rhutabaga**
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* My favorites
** Can also be used as a cheer as in, "Rutabaga, rutabaga, root root root!"
ProfessorVerb   
Jul 01, 2016

Is it high time that freelance writers started thinking about diversifying?

Professor Verb:

Research Papers
Notary Public
Custom Stapling Service
Personalized Poetry
Flats Fixed
Fresh Produce
Live Bait
ProfessorVerb   
Jul 01, 2016

At least they're upfront about their location: "We are a US-based custom paper writing company with support main office located in Ukraine" and "SpeedyPaper is a US-incorporated custom paper writing service. Our main office is located in Delaware, USA. Our support office is located in Ukraine."

You're right, though, the "About Us" and other sections (including the sample papers) are rife with errors which, of course, should be a bright red flag to students.
ProfessorVerb   
Jul 01, 2016

Writezillas is a scam company.

I checked out this company's Web site and it was better than average. I used their live chat feature to ask about the sample paper issue since this practice is so low-life and was told that Writezillas does not post sample papers (I could not find any on their Web site). I did find the sample paper that Willi mentioned at migrantinstitute.net/a-revised-essay-example-about-the-history-of-texas, but this site is operated by a company called "USEssayWriters" (usessaywriters.com/). I couldn't tell if they were affiliated.
ProfessorVerb   
Jun 30, 2016
Essay Services / propaperswriting.com spun [11]

the hustle

That comment may have been a parapraxis (hustle = "a fraud or swindle"), since what was apparently meant was "hassle" ("an irritating inconvenience").
ProfessorVerb   
Jun 30, 2016

I bet they had essay writing services.......

Ancient Egypt had professional schools to train scribes in the military arts. Likewise, scribes were used by military staff officers in ancient Assyria for supply line support, including ensuring that troops had enough horses (you couldn't have enough horses in ancient Assyria) (Gabriel & Boose, 1994).

Indeed, by the time of Cicero (c40 BCE), "The image of the poor, struggling writer trying to make ends meet in some garret was not common. To write you were either rich to start with or you had a rich patron" (Small, 1997, p. 174). Moreover, scribes "would qualify for the modern term 'research assistants' in that they did more than a stenographer might do today. They could translate from Greek to Latin or vice versa" (p. 174). Interestingly, but perhaps not surprisingly, ancient scribes also engaged in ghostwriting: "Plutarch relied on 'bilingual scribes' for his Roman lives, since '[w]hen his citations can be checked, they sometimes correspond so exactly with the original as to give a strong impression of first-hand knowledge.' Acknowledgement [of the scribes] was not the rule" (Small, 1997, p. 174).

Acknowledgement-schmoledgement -- as long as we get paid.
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References

Gabriel, R. A. & Boose, D. W. (1994). The great battles of antiquity: A strategic and tactical guide to great battles that shaped the development of war. Westport, CT: Greenwood Press.

Small, J. P. (1997). Wax tablets of the mind: Cognitive studies of memory and literacy in classical antiquity. London: Routledge.
ProfessorVerb   
Jun 29, 2016

backpacking around the world for a couple of years

I did this too, but I was carrying a gun (and a steno pad). Your version sounds like an enormous amount of fun, and you're right, people also constantly surprise me with their depth and intellect (the reverse applies to people I encounter in traffic).
ProfessorVerb   
Jun 29, 2016

ensure our referencing is consistent

I've found many professors are of this mind as well. Personally, I think we should abolish different referencing styles and come up with a universally acceptable in-text method (e.g., author(s)'s last name, date (year), and page number if appropriate) and similar guidelines for the reference pages. APA and MLA must make a fortune making small revisions every few years just to generate new sales of their ponderous texts. In fact, APA has managed to leverage mistakes in some versions into even greater profits by simply fixing them and releasing a new version as described.

It may be legitimate, but it still sounds like a racket to me.

Suspecting that GMTA, I've learned that others feel the same way about the desirability of a universal citation style: For instance, one librarian reports,

"Maybe there isn't a compelling argument against a universal citation style. In-text citations in the three main styles all include the author. APA also requires the publication year and page number, MLA only the page number, and Chicago only the year. Couldn't a universal style make the source clear? Bibliographies (also known as works cited or reference lists), require similar but not identical information across styles and could easily be standardized."

These same points also apply to Harvard referencing, and the basic differences between these citation styles are cosmetic. In fact, I had to keep examples of each citation style taped to my computer monitor for my first 2 years as an academic writer before I was confident enough to cite sources without a guide. Given the millions (billions?) of references that are used in academic papers each year, it is reasonable to suggest that a universal citation style could save a lot of time and money. These points are even made by the above-mentioned librarian whose best interests are served by multiple citation styles:

"Besides streamlining the research and writing process, universal citation would make it easier to cite materials across disciplines. And it would save students and researchers time and frustration. I suppose it would reduce my reference desk stats, but I could live with that. What am I missing? Is there a good reason to have so many citation styles?"
ProfessorVerb   
Jun 29, 2016
General Talk / How to find essay writers? [33]

There are many ways to find essay writers.

This one usually works: /Money-on-hook.jpg
ProfessorVerb   
Jun 28, 2016

ask yourself, "did I properly cite each source when I used their words/information?"

I agree completely. When the buzz about TurnItIn first emerged, I subscribed to a service (Exe21 or something like that) to jump on the plagiarism-checking bandwagon only to quickly discover: 1) the service was expensive ($20/month), 2) processing required a long time (1-2 hours for each paper) and 3) it didn't tell me anything I didn't already know.
ProfessorVerb   
Jun 25, 2016

I've had a couple of Web sites over the years. I never enjoyed the kind of conversion rate other writers describe in here and the focus wasn't strictly freelance academic writing, but I had fun posting what I wanted. [professorverb.blog.com/freelance-writing-services-offered/] In this case, the only postings I'll delete will be from those writers whom I know to be fraudulent based on feedback in EssayScam and EssayChat.



<-- Not me
ProfessorVerb   
Jun 25, 2016

I usually leave the reference list until the end

I do this too sometimes, but it depends. If I'm familiar with the topic, I just write start to finish and edit the reference pages as I go. If it's unknown territory ("Basic research is what I am doing when I don't know what I am doing." -- Wernher von Braun), I'll wait to edit the references pages until I've finished all or at least most of the research. This approach isn't too odious unless it's one of the arcane referencing methods that I don't use often (e.g., IEEE). I haven't found an online citation generator that I trust yet, so I still trudge through this part manually.
ProfessorVerb   
Jun 25, 2016
Free Essays / Who invented shorthand? [NEW]

About Shorthand



The history of shorthand, or tachygraphy, dates to the ancient Greeks and perhaps even earlier. The archaeological record shows that stenographic symbols from Greece have been discovered on the "Acropolis Stone" (c. 350 BCE). As shown below, the marble slab depicts a modified writing system that uses vowels primarily, but also includes certain modifications to denote consonants.

historyofinformation.com/images/acropolis_stein.jpg - The Acropolis Stone

At the time, there was a definite need for this type of modified writing system. For instance according to Legge (2014), "In Ancient Rome, Marcus Tullius Tiro developed the Tironian notes so he could write down Cicero's speeches. It was a form of abbreviated longhand which both Julius Caesar and the Emperor Titus are said to have used" (p. 54).

Other early shorthand systems were comprised of short symbols that were simply segments of letters used in normal writing. By the late 12th century, though, John of Tilbury, a British monk, published the Nova Ars Notaria which provided an abbreviated word system that initiated the transition to other, easier to use, shorthand writing methods that were based on alphabetical symbols.

By the late 16th century, there was growing interest in shorthand in Britain and in 1588, Dr. Timothy Bright published his Characterie; An Arte Of Shorte, Swifte And Secrete Writing By Character, which marked the beginning of the modern era of shorthand. In 1837, Sir Isaac Pitman published Stenographic Soundhand and this stenographic system, along with the Gregg shorthand system developed by John Robert Gregg in 1888 are still being taught around the world (Gregg is what the U.S. Army taught me in 1971).

Court stenographers in 19th century Britain became so proficient in using these systems that they could work in relays, with some stenographers remaining in court taking notes while others transcribed their notes into longhand. This level of expertise is impressive because reading someone else's shorthand notes is challenging under the best circumstances.

The figure below illustrates some examples of Gregg and Pitman shorthand, as well as other, less commonly used methods.

Samuel Pepys recorded his famous diaries in shorthand, and Sir Isaac Newton and President Thomas Jefferson also used shorthand for their journals.

During the early 20th century, simplified versions of these more complicated shorthand methods known as "speedwriting" were introduced which were faster to learn.

Although speech-recognition software has largely eliminated the need for stenography in the workplace, learning shorthand can help you take great notes in class (be sure to transcribe them and type them up as soon as possible). Even if you don't use shorthand, typing your class notes can help reinforce the information and allows you the opportunity to record this information while it is still fresh in your memory.

References

Legge, C. (2014, June 10). Who invented shorthand? Daily Mail (London), 54.
ProfessorVerb   
Jun 21, 2016

trying to figure out the best way to promote myself.

I've started a free blog (professorverb.blog - Professor Verb's Place) (don't know if that'll get past the mods or not) just for this purpose. Please note that the site is still under construction and I'm not sure how this will go, but let's find out..
ProfessorVerb   
Jun 21, 2016

do you do it as you go?

I try to get the citation first before I use anything from a reference -- if that's what you mean. I learned long ago that the creative process ("Oh yeah, that's another good point I need to make," or "I need to define that") makes it easy to forget to do this.
ProfessorVerb   
Jun 20, 2016

You also never write the word English with a small "E" bro

Chief of Staff Nimziki (from "Independence Day"): "Uh, excuse me, Mr. President, but that's not entirely accurate."

American pool players call the spin they put on the cue ball "english" (capitalization varies) as explained here.
ProfessorVerb   
Jun 19, 2016
General Talk / The Rise of the Empty Noun [10]

I always wondered what it would be like to be a "branch" manager, so sure...

On a more serious note, extending oneself on potentially unsound woody structural boughs to excess can be life-threateningly dangerous practice (20 words!).

With a little practice ...


ProfessorVerb   
Jun 18, 2016

bargain basement

Edward Albert Filene (1860-1937) was the American merchant who, as president of the Boston-based William Filene's Sons, pioneered the "bargain basement" concept (Filene, Edward Albert. The Columbia Encyclopedia, 6th ed, 2016). Filene's Basement began operations in the basement of the flagship downtown Boston store in 1909 and was originally intended to sell excess merchandise from the larger Filene's Department Store above it; over time, however, the bargain basement became so popular that vendors began selling merchandise directly to the basement retailer (celebrateboston/first/off-price-store.htm).
ProfessorVerb   
Jun 17, 2016

As early as 1806, Webster established pragmatic conventions for American spellings such as dropping the English "u" such as in "flavour" and "colour" and simplifying words such as "plough" ("plow) and dropping the final English "k" in words such as "publick" and musick").
ProfessorVerb   
Jun 17, 2016

it sounds like you're all much faster

I don't know that we're all much faster, only that by necessity (kids are evil and expensive), we are compelled to work at it longer than you. Your lifestyle sounds great and I return the tip o' the hat.
ProfessorVerb   
Jun 17, 2016
General Talk / The Rise of the Empty Noun [10]

I say a young man about 12 or 13 years old while I was visiting my daughter's library recently and he looked confused so I asked if I could help him. He said he was looking for some book that I've never heard but so I asked him if it was fiction or nonfiction. He said, "What the difference?" Shades of Dewey Decimal...
ProfessorVerb   
Jun 17, 2016

When I just typed research papers, did graphic art and wrote resumes from a home-operated secretarial service (this is pre-Internet about 35 years ago), I blanketed the local university bulletin boards with 11 X 17 flyers (except Oral Roberts University where the students were creepy), advertised in the Penny Saver, and distributed business cards everywhere I went. I survived for 4 years doing this going to school part-time until I was offered a job as a paralegal while I finished by BA. I don't think any of these strategies would be effective today, especially given the changes in the types of services offered. I've received good responses from my ads on EssayChat, but WOM takes some time.
ProfessorVerb   
Jun 12, 2016

Americans can thank Noah Webster for our versions (e.g., center, color, standardize). According to BBC America, "The firm nailing down of language happened in earnest during the 1800s, on both sides of the Atlantic, and thanks largely to the reforming zeal of American lexicographer Noah Webster, it was with markedly different results in the U.S. than in Victorian Britain" (bbcamerica.com/anglophenia/2014/05/america-drop-u-british-spellings).

Amsterdam rocks... at least I think it does. I can't remember that much after two visits. I do remember the Milkweg, the pretty girls, the moat and the hash but that's it.
ProfessorVerb   
Jun 12, 2016

I recently came across an essay, "An apple a day keeps the Flexowriter away" by William K. Zinsser (his real name) (Horizon, August 1967, p. 120) that poked fun at doctors who were using Flexowriters to personalize letters to patients (which also reminded them their bills were due). This essay made me laugh for a couple of reasons, but most especially because I actually used a Flexowriter in Southeast Asia back in the early 1970s. .

The first commercially successful typewriter was invented around 1870 and 50 years later, the Friden Flexowriter was introduced which made it possible to record a series of keystrokes on paper tape using 5 to 7 punched holes and then to play these codes back through a reader (at left of keyboard) to retype the same text repeatedly.

This was a real breakthrough for overworked Army personnel such as myself and I welcomed it with open arms. The Flexowriter, though, was engineered with all of the latest state-of-the-art sound-dampening technology, which meant it was only slightly louder than an out-of-alignment steam engine twice its size. The machine also tended to vibrate and would actually shake anyone sitting or standing nearby. When running full blast in a confined office, the effect was truly unsettling. (A proportional spaced version of the Flexowriter known as "The Presidential" was used during World War II by the president to personalize letters notifying next of kin of the deaths of military personnel. Although I never used one of these, I did use a proportional spaced IBM Selectric typewriter in Korea that was invented (and apparently serviced) by Satan himself, but that's a story for another time.)

In 1970 as I was complaining one day about the noise and hassle involved in operating the Flexowriter and suggesting that there must be a better way, a captain recently assigned to the Pentagon assured me that there not only was a better way, word processors were already being used at Department of the Army headquarters. Word processors and then personal computers, of course, doomed the Flexowriter and even memory typewriters in short order and it only took 100 years.

The essay by Zinsser (his real name) made me think that we'll be looking back on our current IT that we are so proud of 50 years from now and regarding it much like we view the ugly duckling Flexowriter today. I wonder what it will be like then. I'm betting there will still be no flying cars but there will be plenty of consumer robots and Americans will still own lots of guns.
ProfessorVerb   
Jun 11, 2016

We're already there and it takes us no time at all to help in this way.

That's my feeling as well. I usually keep this site open in a window and check it from time to time for legitimate questions and the bizarre statements made by some posters which are Very Good entertainment indeed for the money. Here's a verbatim sampling:

* Why smoking a cigarrette (Nicotine) gives a pleasure after having a Pizza or a Junk Food?

* I QUIT

* i was talking to someone on here then he gave me his email and he then told me hes gonna do it and show me the work half way when i pay i payed then he disappeared it was due today and i didnt even go to school because of it please someone help me.

* Does this cost money?

* Writers who still use Fakebook have failed the IQ test.

* Please help me.

* Help!

* Please help me edit my essay.

* Please help!

The passion, the drama, the intrigue, the zaniness -- tune in today kids and see what you've been missing!
ProfessorVerb   
Jun 11, 2016

I generally find that a comfortable working pace is 2000 words per day before concentration starts to go and the quality of work diminishes.

Unfortunately, unless you're charging premium prices, you'll need to get a little uncomfortable. I try to write about three times that much every day and I rarely take a day off. You're right, though, and maintaining even a fraction of that working pace can be tough but, of course, that is why they call it "work." You have to pace yourself (at least I do but I'm getting old). Writing 2,000 words at one stretch without a break can be mentally and physically taxing. In most cases, I write for a couple of hours or less and then take a video game break or soak in the hot tub and read for pleasure. Even 15-20 minutes away from the project can help reinvigorate your creative juices and many of my best ideas come to me when I'm not actively thinking about a paper.

With respect to how "quick" freelance writers should be, that's like asking, "How long is a piece of string?" If a paper's topic is something I know a lot about, I can almost match Einstein's ability to write a paper without any footnotes and if I get on a real roll, the words just flow. In these cases, I can finish a 5-page paper in about an hour or so since I can still type 100 WPM. In the vast majority of cases, though, even straightforward topics require some research and, depending on the topic and length of the assignment, this process can take a long time. Research resources such as Questia and EBSCO make research more efficient, but integrating even the most on-point studies requires time and effort. In other words, IMHO, gird your loins (ouch!) if you want to make a real living doing this.
ProfessorVerb   
Jun 09, 2016
General Talk / The Rise of the Empty Noun [10]

Nouns can be complicated, but it helps to understand the three main types: 1) hectares, 2) demijohns, and 3) a special class of professional nouns known as "pro-nouns." Each of these noun types has its own rules for usage, but they all share the same desire for their children to become better parts of speech than them.
ProfessorVerb   
Jun 07, 2016
General Talk / The Rise of the Empty Noun [10]

Every spring, the storm clouds gather, the wind blows stronger and tornadoes of varying intensity make life interesting here in Tornado Alley. In recent years, I've noticed weathermen, er, I mean weatherpersons, er, I mean meteorologists, describe these events in increasingly verbose terms. For example, it doesn't seem to just "rain" around here anymore, rather there is "thunderstorm activity" or "precipitation events."

According to Professor Calvin S. Brown's essay, "A Tale of Two Urban Areas" (Horizon, Autumn 1966, Vol. 8, No. 4, p. 120), this trend mirrors another that is taking place in academic writing circles wherein empty nouns are becoming commonplace, apparently in an effort to somehow "sound smarter." For instance, Brown reports that, "The announcers were merely falling in line with the latest big trend in English. It can be accurately described in what may someday become a rule of English grammar: use the noun that you really mean as an adjective, and let this adjective then modify some empty or redundant noun. In the language of educationists, this rule is already in effect. Not only have city and country been entirely replaced urban areas and rural areas, but the urban areas contain slum areas, and the rural areas contain wooded areas, and the parks in both have become recreational areas."

Speaking at the world-famous Big Apple-based Department of Redundancy Department in New York City, Professor Brown responded to criticisms of his analysis of the rise of the empty noun by stating, "It is as if a man packing something in a box hadto use all of the excelsior available." While Professor Brown concedes that television personalities have the weak excuse of having to fill up a certain number of on-air minutes, he argues that writers do not enjoy this excuse: "Most writers do not have the announcer's excuse. They are simply pompous, and in their minds, the more and bigger the words, the more impressive the statement will be. They utilize instead of use, and donate instead of give -- and even, in advanced cases, verbalize instead of talk. Since such expressions are impressive (if at all) by being out of the ordinary, once they become ordinary their point is lost, and those who use them come to consider them as normal English and the simpler words as somehow substandard."

Alas, this trend appears to be gaining momentum, especially in the schools where driving is no longer taught in favor of "driver education" and "programs for teaching driver education skills" (Brown, p. 120). Unless and until these trends are reversed, it is reasonable to predict that we can expect more of the same in the future. As Professor Brown concludes, "Once you double the padding, the possibilities become literally infinite. If two empty nouns can be used, why not three, or five, or seventeen?"
ProfessorVerb   
Jun 01, 2016

3,000 BCE: Writing is invented in Mesopotamia and Ancient Egypt

History Writing800 BCE: Homer (his real name) writes the Iliad and the Odyssey

500 BCE: Sophocles writes tragic plays that depress everyone, including the students who are forced to study them well into the 21st century

450 BCE: Herodotus writes the first history book which ends, like all others since that time, in 1965

400 BCE: Aristophanes writes 40 plays, but most are terrible and only eleven survived the cut

300 BCE: Aristotle becomes the first, but not the last, student of Plato to doubt his wisdom and writes about it in his famous treatise, "Why Plato is full of it."

200-100 BCE: A number of essays are written in Japan but no one notices

1572 CE: Frenchman Michel de Montaigne becomes the first writer in history to describe his writings as "essays," derived from the French infinitive essayer, meaning "How can I make a quick buck without doing any real work?"

1950 CE: American schools begin assigning essays as an "educational tool"

1959 CE: Professor Verb writes his first essay, "Why I deserve a bigger allowance" (the ice cream man had just raised his price to 6 cents for ONE Popsicle -- if you can imagine)

1963-1971 CE: American students revolt against "the System," purportedly because of the Vietnam War and Civil Rights but secretly because of all of the essays they would have to write otherwise

1997 CE: TurnItIn is established, effing it up for everyone
ProfessorVerb   
Dec 08, 2015

I've saved so much time, words (!) and effort since I avoided this site. Unending. Vulgar. Unnecessary. Let's all just get along please (no racist wisecracks s.v.p.). We're just trying to make a living, right?

See you next year. Be prolific and prosperous...
ProfessorVerb   
Oct 27, 2015

Re: PV - that is terrible. Yes this is the one operated by Mark Milson although I'm not sure whether it was him I was corresponding with. What happened exactly?

I'm distraught about my wife but I'll share this. Mark received a chargeback from a dissatisfied client (no specificity) and decided to charge me for the amount he paid me PLUS what the client paid him. I was on vacation with my family at the time, and had to cut it short by 3 days because of this. I hope I meet him someday in person so we can exchange opinions and I can share my fist with his face. That's all I have to say.