Actually I just implied that I might be, but then again I may not. As for shape shifting, I honestly can't say. I do shed some skin now and then, but that hardly qualifies.

Ze post abof was only regarding trolling business. We are in completely different waters now.....

Proof or it didn't happen. You say you're a "hard science" guy....this should be a piece of cake......so bring it......

What I do, and how I do it, is not something you're privy to, so I don't see any way you'd be able to know if I am a full time or part time anything, or even if I have benefits.

You do realize that twitter would never allow such dirty use of language, don't you?

speak for yourself, my employment is full time, with benefits

Your guidance is ill advised and completely redundant. Not to mention self-serving.

Didn't you say you had no time for such futile discussions?

You're more than welcome. However, I must point out that you appear to be well imbued with time, since you spend so much of it spouting nonsense on this forum. Lucky for me, I find myself in a similar predicament these few days, which resulted in this rather vigorous exchange.........

My dear fellow. Might I inquire why is your British English in such a poor state of repair? If I might, endulge me this courtesy please, I would like to point out that your heap of words and sentences amounts to nothing more than a big pile of *** doo. You neither have the knowledge, or the ability to speak English, let alone distinguish among its different aspects. I would also like to point out, that while I do admire your effort (to some extent), I find your methods of self promotion rather bleak, and most likely eligible for a swift and sudden demise at the hands of the moderators.

Shorter version: that what you think is British English is actually a very distinct form of obsolete Victorian English - most likely learnt in Pakistan or India. Not that I have anything against it, I myself am an ESL writer.

Also, you might want to check your tenses and verb use....you tend to mix them up when you get upset.

I like cookies and wiener shnitzls, in case you were wondering.

I don't recall seeing sensible as a prerequisite to join this community, therefore I am under no legal obligation to act in such a way................

Indubitably

How to check the validity of writing websites.

My dear fellow. Before taking on the heavy burden of exposing scams in this industry (which would be commendable, were it not for your ulterior motives), I suggest that you first re-read and rewrite your web copy. Giving advice on writing services in your English is ironic....to say the least.

Glad to hear it. Trust me, you haven't touched anything. I'm well aware that "soft" sciences have many gaps in reasoning. I wish every writer out there was so smart and logical, there would be far less angry students. Alas, we're stuck with you.

I sincerely doubt it. But then again, I might be wrong, and you are one of the all time greats, that has just emerged from a deep slumber somewhere deep underground. Sadly, this community is too confined, and too small to bypass such "talent" for such a long time.


If you did, you wouldn't use illegal forms of advertising. But I already told you, if you're unlucky enough, someone will sue you when they get a lower grade.

Of course it does. However, you said -


I imagine you meant: it should be a bad sign that the company is compelled to issue such an order (which is also not true since almost every company that operates legitimately has such warranties and checks in place), but you stated it in such a way that one would understand you are considering copy-pasting to be a viable writing technique.....

Say what you will. Your reportedly "vast" experience may allow you to write A level papers in hard sciences, I don't know. I don't venture in those fields very often - by choice - since I dislike them. However, as you so eloquently put it, "soft" sciences require a different approach. Saying that people who work in those fields have no sense of analytical thought shows just how delusional you are.


Bollocks, I say. Most of those are just plain instructions. In those rare cases when the teacher actually pours some of his/her personality in their syllabus, it is relatively easy to understand how they think. But saying that you can "size" them up.....LOL. Good luck with your fishing mate.

Bravo. It's sad it hasn't helped you though.............

It really is irrelevant, but I will humor you. I speak my own, native language, English at a near to native level (I hope at least), some German, some Italian, Serbian, Slovenian (in all honesty, they are very similar to my language so it's difficult to claim they are foreign), and a tiny bit of French. Although my writing skills are hardly existent in other languages, I get by in normal day to day communication.

However, knowledge of foreign languages does not make you more or less intelligent - that's idiotic. It makes you a child of opportunity. I know many people who are smarter than me and can barely speak in another language. I was fortunate enough to have a knack for languages and parents who traveled a lot.........

And, not trying to be rude or anthying, but you are not qualified to do anything in English, let alone teach or write.

That very well may be, but it's still a very bad choice to guarantee grade. I don't do math - so I won't go into the what if's but what I said stands - grade guarantee is neither viable nor legal.

I don't think there's a writer out there who is foolish enough to believe that clients actually change the paper (heck, I think some of them don't even read the stuff). However, when I say that I offer only model papers, I mean it. Not because I want to "sleep", but because I don't want to expose myself legally. This business is a puddle of mud, nobody ever claimed otherwise.


It is not possible to guarantee any grade, let alone an A. You are either fooling yourself or your clients. Teachers, and you would know this if you had any experience in academia, grade students subjectively, based on criteria which is neither consistent, nor coherent. So how can you guarantee that you'll be able to adhere to someone's subjective view? You can't. I don't think that any writer (who holds his reputation to some standard at least) offers such guarantees. Besides, I think its illegal, since it implies your service is not intended to be used as a model paper, but rather as a direct submission - if you're unlucky enough, someone might actually sue you. I am not sure on this, but there are lawyers, and people who are far more experienced than me here who can explain it better.

I think you're still a bit confused


I only wish I write could you like I be able to, then money pour me down from heaven.........
Who knows, maybe they need a script for Yoda in Star Wars............

I honestly don't know if you're being serious or not, but I'm inclined to think that you are.

It could be that you're not aware of the implications your statement bears, but that only makes it worse.....since that proves you are unable to formulate a coherent sentence, let alone "write" a research paper...

Yeah, that can be a pain, and it can put a strain on relationship between the writer and the client. Nevertheless, extortion (in the sense that I was led to understand in this particular case) is never a viable option. Again, whether or not the story is true I cannot say, since I have no evidence. All I know is what I was told - by two separate sources. I believe one of them, the other not so much.

I'll leave investigation to others, who may have interest in such things, as I have neither the time nor the will to conduct it.

In any case, STUDENTS - stay on your toes at all times.

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Raging extortion ring on EssayChat

In the last two weeks I came in contact with two students who were scammed. The origin of the scam is Nairobi (or so I was told). I did not investigate, but I believed at least one of the two students. The scammers, I was told, finish the order, and then ask for large sums in order to keep the clients privacy - somewhere around Ł500.

I implore students to
- not give their personal information to writers (situation is different with companies, I know, but there's a post somewhere about that)
- not use their own PayPal address for fund transfer (at least not in the first go, later, when trust is established there's little to fear)

- use extreme caution when ordering for the first time - order only small paper at first (this advice has been given repeatedly on this site, but still)

IF ANYONE HAS ANY INFORMATION ABOUT THIS SCAM RING, PLEASE SHARE IT HERE

IF ANYONE HAS ANY USEFUL ADVICE ON HOW TO AVOID SCAMS SHARE IT HERE.

and finally, if anyone has a burning desire to trash this post...go ahead. This is meant only as a warning for students, to help them avoid scams.

Honesty is cool and all, but if you are honest, and deliver crap, the client will still fly away to another birdy that gives better (and possibly even more expensive) eggs. As for the prices, legit (and good) writers have nothing to fear, their prices can only go up.

What I can tell you is this

a. He is a legitimate writer - when I can't do a contract, or am overflowed, he is one of the 4 writers I can turn to (with confidence).

b. Don't listen to stu4, he is the resident clown

Try jazz or slow instrumental.

This is true, but these rates are charged by ESL writers, in most cases, or by those who have only recently entered the market. Legitimate and experienced US/UK writers (at least those that I know) - like FW pointed out, charge much more, and their rates are usually same/similar to those of major US/UK companies.

Yes, oh all mighty know it all forum troll! You are right.

Being polite in mails is something I find extremely important, but I understand your point FW - even though I don't agree with it.

As for the scam part, there are only a handful of legitimate private writers, and FW is one of them. Regardless of what you say. I am relatively new to this game (well, not so much anymore), but I've been around long enough to know who can and cannot be trusted.

I am not interested in your sexual preferences, sorry.

Yup, sure.

And you completely miss my point no.1. Do not solicit writers here. Against TOS.

That's all grand, but you can't solicit writers on this board. You have Essaychat.com for that.

Just a hint, although 99 already told you this - 8$ pp won't get you a good writer for you dissertation. You will get mediocre/low quality work at best.

Indeed, if you come here and proclaim others don't command the English language, and realize not that you yourself lack in it severely, you my friend, are disturbed.

Erm, moderator. The title should read: "Anybody out there dealt with this client".

Thanks

First mail is hotmail.co.uk, and the other one is @aberdeen.co.uk. I imagine he is using a proxy yes, but still, why hide your location if you have nothing to hide?

Archie Hope did the same, he sent mails from several different mails, one of which was a major UK university label. Don't remember which, and too lazy to search.

I thought about putting his full name but since I have no proof, I rather not. If you are interested, PM me, I will provide it. In case the guy really is blameless, it would be stupid to drag his name and academic record on this forum, don't you think? I am just interested in finding out if some other writer came across similar pattern, that's all.

As for your "answer", I will try and avoid any "meaning" you may have attributed to it.

Although I don't engage in the type of discourse that appears to be usual here, I do understand the difference between you two. If I didn't, I would've approached the topic differently.

What she does is really not my concern, nor do I really care. The only difference being,* you actually contribute useful information (which saved my skin several times - even before I was registered), and she simply talks crap.

My facts are straight. Thanks

Seriously? You post this on essayscam.org and that doesn't ring a bell of warning (to look like a total idiot) in your brain?


Then tell the mod to sticky it, much better solution than simply slandering somebody else (despite the obvious joy you and w2b take in mutual provocations)


Your self-righteousness is appalling, and interestingly amusing at the same time. It is also indication of a severe Narcissistic personality disorder. You really ought to go and check that.

Congratulations! Now let Paypal catch the SOB. At least you can sleep calm tonight!

And that means you are entitled to cheating?