Hey, shitposter... hey.... if you haven't fallen in love with the smell of your own farts in this empty closet you've locked yourself in-- just running a brief check on you. You can thank me here, or just by agreeing to...

1. Stop shitposting!!!! You are not doing this board, or the internet, any favors.

2. No one is responding to your poor, boring, necro crap-show except for fellow shitposters and FW, who is also here just for himself, and doesn't like you. You are not elucidating some rapt audience!

3. I'm referring to "you guys" as "he" and "him," but your average customer is a "they," not a "he." You can figure that much out without getting too butt-hurt about the language changing, can't you?

4. Students are not languages. As you likely know, ESL stands for "English as a Second Language." These are "ESL students," not "ESLs." I know you're not trying to be dehumanizing... to anyone but *some* Kenyans, amirite?

5. Speaking of nationalist axe-grinding, there other boards for that, and you shouldn't visit them, either.

6. See #1.

The thing with idioms is, you're not supposed to get creative with them. You're supposed to pass them on. It's like a badge of authenticity; good luck getting one.

It's not very interesting how you convince yourself of things based on stereotypes and the media, rather than evidence. But, that's shitposting for you.

This smacks of what psychologists call "projection," which, no doubt, becomes 100% more likely IN AN EMPTY ROOM.

Repeat after me: "ON this forum."

You two geniuses evidently don't know that students don't submit to turnitin.com; neither do essay purveyors. Professors do, through their schools. That's the only way to get a "run-through."

If you're going to post in 6 threads a day here, like you're spinning a web for flies, you could at least try to "write what you know." You're going to give yourself away (not to mention alienating potential female customers). Don't get careless!

This kind of nonsense writing is irritating! Is this what you encourage your writers to put in application essays, while they're "working their way up?" You're a joke!

What a completely useless piece of vague gossip. What a shitpost.

What companies? What countries? What universities?

Ruin someone's life b/c you can't organize payment up front. Sounds about right as an official policy for your "company."

Do you have any sort of proof or reference for your increasingly ridiculous-sounding Covid excuses?

Can I just say that I saw an uptick in work starting in March, and just had the busiest summer in 10 years? Don't let old gloom and doom up there give you the wrong impression.

Cite, have you considered that you were "hardest-hit" by all of this not because of general, external factors, but because you personally are not a competent operator?

"Fun and interesting" is the absolute last thing I'd call your posts here. Maybe your blog is like night and day. Can we get a link?

It is impossible to teach the shitposter irony.

Probably just luck! You know, and keeping lines in the water... thankfully I didn't shut everything down to write horrible web-copy some godforsaken place.

Cite, Smiley73 posted 3 years ago. People have been actively asking you questions in the present, in other threads, and you have been ignoring them. What's your deal?!!

Do you have any sort of proof or evidence of these assertions?

I'd first like to explain to you that online, we are on a forum, or in a forum. In real life, back in I don't know, Roman times? People went to a forum. They would sit AT that forum and discuss things. They would have conversations (asking questions and getting answers). Here, we sit on a forum. Online. We post in a forum or on a forum. However, we are not AT a forum.

It's errors like these that help to make you a terrible writer. I'd like to ask you another question, even though you've ignored all of the other ones I've posed to you ON this FORUM. Maybe you can't handle them. The question is: where do you get the nerve to think that you can manage a team of writers, when you can't even get your basic pronouns and prepositions correct?

This is where Cite admits their customers hand in their essays directly for credit. It will be nice to have someone earmark it and not have it be thrown in the junk file, so I am trying very hard not to openly mock them, as I gather that is against forum rules(lol)?

So... a 10-page, 101-level religion paper is your pinnacle as an academic ghostwriter!? Res ipsa loquitur.

Cite... no one "does" class requirements. Where did you learn English?


Students beware!

How do you personally know that?

Things Cite has admitted on this forum*, where the mods continue to allow him to inflate his post count for stars, which potential clients trust:

1. Advising customers to hand in work directly to their professor (as long as it is changed by a second writer of his... wtf?)
2. Penalizing writers

* really bad things-- not just kind of bad like paying jack or pretending you can do QC when you barely know English

How do you know such intimate details about AR's inner workings, Cite? Cite? Are you there, Cite?

3. Ratting out clients (!!!)

What companies? What forums? Where?

It's called the developing world now, and has been for let's see... 20 years? More?


What exactly are your qualifications for judging this? Please answer!

Cite, my first question to you is: where are you, generally, getting your information? The above seems to be a very specific story of a teacher reading their own term paper handed in directly by a student, and passing them, "a few times," but there is no context in terms of where this kind of thing is going on, when, with whom, etc. Is it a personal story?

Also, and I guess this is my biggest question to you: if it's true, why is there "nothing wrong with that?" It seems very wrong, in several ways, both ethically and legally (contract violation being the tip of the iceberg). So, again, the reader needs some context.

Now, before you go answering any other 10+ year old questions in any other threads, please address these and others posed to you on this forum.

For the second time, it's "ON" or "IN" this forum! AT doesn't work!

You're looking to pin your personal problems on something most people are going to want to forget. Way to go.

Cite, once again, you're offering irresponsible advice that is going to hurt those students who follow it. Your opinions are not more powerful than prevailing academic policy (sketched out competently by Prescott above) or the legal issues that term-paper sellers have to deal with in countries with consumer protection, copyright, and anti-plagiarism laws. There's no anchor in reality, proof or example in your posts, so it's hard to tell where you're coming from, or why you're spreading misinformation here. Why the mods let you continue is also a mystery.

Nice ad, but Major was addressing FW, not you. If you want to respond to someone addressing you, FW has asked you questions in several other threads. I've already established that you're probably not going to answer, but here's two more for the mods to consider: where did you start your term paper company? Is it registered as a business?

I'm worried about your more insidious advertising, and since you have no reservations about fining writers, and find it okay to tell customers to turn in their papers directly, or threaten to expose them, I don't think you're US- or UK-based. And if you are, you likely don't have a real, registered business.

These may be ignorant assumptions of mine, but you've never posted anything to discount them, nor have you addressed any of the direct questions/challenges posed to you on this forum. Students looking for someone to trust should look up to the top right of this page; seems like there's something off about this guy.

The OP can barely speak English. That seem highbrow to you?

CP is not BBB-accredited. Are you?

*CP is not BBB accredited, making this thread a particularly useless place to go all necro.

I'm not saying that makes CP a good or bad company, but I am trying to bait Cite into answering. Not that he hasn't said enough on his own to make anyone rational think twice about allowing him to solicit clients here.

You're in the right thread, then: your quote-unquote company, which you refuse to say is even registered, or where, is an entity that, you have admitted, fines its writers and rats out its clients. You're a real scumbag to preach against con-artists.

Really-- for what? And when? There is no market for pre-written papers.

How can you tell if someone's in the UK by talking on the phone with them? Aren't there tons of immigrants from everywhere in the UK? How does that make sense?

Or are you saying you're from the UK? That way, maybe you could give them a geography quiz or something. Is that where your company operates?

What companies? What writers? From where? And why is it the writers' problem that you can't keep accurate records?

Speaking of the above bind, let's not forget that Cite has admitted to doxxing his own customers.