Aplus, I imagine most of your writers see the job as a toe in the water to supplement other incomes, and don't take you very seriously (just like most of the people who have replied here). 15-20 orders per month is nothing to brag about giving your top people.

Calling people names on the internet can be fun-- especially when you can be stoned to death on the street (or in graph's case, beaten to death in a bar) for doing it in public. Just remember, though: low risk = low reward.

$8/page sucks, especially when you apparently also have to tolerate an invasive know-it-all.

This is the AMA no one asked for.

Online support is down, but the ad's still up. What the hell?

They're back up! Let me know if you think "Frank" has a clue where Newcastle is in relation to his ass vs. a hole in the ground.

GZA:
hello?

Welcome GZA! Your request has been directed to the Customer Service department. Please wait for our operator to answer your call.

Call accepted by operator Frank. Currently in room: GZA, Frank.

Frank:
Hello GZA
GZA:
hi
Frank:
how can I assist you?
GZA:
I have an assignment due.
GZA:
it is 10 pages due in 4 weeks.
GZA:
I have just a few questions before I say any more about it.
GZA:
First of all, are you a registered company in the UK?
Frank:
yes, sir, we are located in the UK
Frank:
England, Newcastle
GZA:
do you have a physical office in the UK?
GZA:
or is it a payment processing center?
GZA:
I hope you understand, I want to make sure I am dealing with a real company.
Frank:
the company is real
Frank:
that is our physical address
GZA:
is that the office where you are typing now?
GZA:
the Newcastle address?
Frank:
yes, sir
Frank:
you can use paypal
GZA:
are you from the UK personally?
GZA:
I'm sorry, I just have a few more questions.
Frank:
yes I am
GZA:
please complete this phrase: "God save our gracious _______."
GZA:
please hurry.
GZA:
sorry, I have to be sure.
Frank:
I mean, nowadays, online business is safe especially if there is PayPal option
Frank:
these guys always defend rights
GZA:
please complete the phrase now.
GZA:
I'm sorry, you don't appear to be from the UK personally.
Frank:
of the customers
GZA:
I can't deal with companies that start out their relationship with lies.
Frank:
I mean, you can always get your money back from PayPal
GZA:
I'm sorry, I will be using another company for my needs. Thanks for your answers.
GZA:
(and non-answers).
Frank:
in case the service was not provided
GZA:
You've been most helpful.
Frank:
you are welcome
Frank:
good luck

I guess you were expecting rapt attention? The veil of mystery act seems to have backfired.

Whatever, Team Stupid.

I'll keep that in mind the next time I ensure my car.

It's pretty inaccurate, just like everything your inept little collective posts, QS. Of course, I try to be humble...

It's "ensure quality," not "insure quality." You need some help from your writers, apparently...

You are "a garbage."

QS, since you didn't discount WB's accusation, I am going to assume she's right. The situation appears even more pathetic now-- you have rented a screen-name out to multiple posters, perhaps hoping for some sort of team victory, and you (collectively) still can't do anything but look like bitter fools. In addition, you've treated "effort" as a countable noun, and mistaken "alphabet" for "letters." Shame on you-- those are very basic errors. It's time to start over. Take a little vacation, get the whole group some English lessons, and don't come back until you've added some substance to your game.

This isn't the place to advertise, pal. Go check out Essaychat.

FW releases yet another powerful crow... but is the spammer listening?

A lot of administrators don't know how complicated lab reports, SPSS, law, engineering, code etc. can be. If you're working for a company that pays a flat page rate, you're likely screwed. If you're working in a system where writers can bid and justify their bids, you can raise your own rates accordingly.

A lot of people these days are buying their way into TESOL without knowing how to actually speak English. What kind of dense hubris is that? You can fool yourself, and you can maybe even trick a few schools (a lot of ESL schools have administrators who are not native speakers). How long do you think you're going to be able to fool your students, though?

QS, as one of the forum's moralists, how do you feel that your blind rage at WB has led to your aligning yourself with a two-bit gluttonous thief who also operates in the sex industry?

No, I didn't work for you... I just guessed randomly about the internal processes of your company, none of which you contested. Dense cow. You're too thick to understand why you're a failure, aren't you?

Fake it till you make it!

2 spammers in a row... what are the current odds the mods clean them up?

Haven't what?

It's sort of hypocritical, because while you're not supposed to ask for recommendations, whoever runs the site has a "recommended service" section that seems to be made up of a few reputable services, but also excludes a lot of services that have gotten consistent good press here. I've gotten a few good leads on this forum, just by sticking around and reading between the lines for a while. Good luck.

The thing about quoting the Bible is that you have to watch the blowback. "Let he who is without sin etc." You marked yourself as a fool in your first incompetent post, and since then, you have exposed yourself as a scammer and a crybaby. Don't get mad at others because they have pointed out the obvious: that you have no business writing essays in English.

Right-- until it folded after one issue.

My favorite demographic is parents who are helping their kids cheat. That is a rare beast, though.

The key is how much of a rush they're in. I've gotten $50-60 per page, but I think that's rare. Term papers are sort of junk.

The most I ever got for writing in general was $60 for half a paragraph. Pie in the sky! Weird stuff happens sometimes. Better best look for a regular, steady wage.

I hear business writing can get crazy, into the $100s per page.

Good luck finding that niche market, but I think it's more about finding the perfect storm of deadline and desperation.

It looks like he took your advice about the commas, though.

Wow... what are the odds?

How would you know?

There isn't any market for pre-written papers anymore; it has dried up completely, mostly due to anti-plagiarism services like turnitin.com.

A lot of companies in this industry keep a box of idiot punching-bags who have no power to help anyone working 24/7, and then act like it makes them "customer-friendly."

Spammer: Google "Essaychat." Also, try editing your web-copy; it is full of errors.

Your rates are below the market average, so you are getting a quality of work that is also below the market average. You also apparently aren't dealing with many native speakers, and yet these essays need to be written in English. You get what you pay for. What's the big mystery?

The healthcare system is pretty bad-- where are the mandatory clitorectomies?

Yes, thanks to some legwork, and in spite of a few bitter experiences. This place is supposed to be more about sharing the bitterness than recommending sites, for obvious reasons.

Is that too cynical?

Lucy is a spammer.

It's a dump within a dump within a dump.

Attacking her here adds credibility to the clown above. Good luck ever seeing that clearly. See you in random chat!

If you want to hype your services, you can do it however you want, including embarrassingly transparent pseudo-tag-team spamming, on Essaychat. This isn't the place.

Are you trying to make a relation between legitimate publishing and essay mills in order to excuse fining writers, spammer? Your English is so horrible that it's difficult to tell.